Monday, September 20, 2004

Advice For Dan Rather

Dan, what you tried to pull on us with the so-called Killian memos is somewhat like attempting to sell a forgery of the Mona Lisa, except that the forgery was done in crayon and depicts the subject wearing a set of Groucho Glasses.

And if that wasn't enough, the forging of federal documents is also a federal offense.

My advice to you Danny Boy is to get thee to an attorney and make on appointment to see the U.S. Attorney in whatever district of Manhattan you happen to live or work in.

Trust me. You'll be glad that you did.

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