Wednesday, July 14, 2004

My Horoscope from The Onion

July 14, 2004

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)

Scholars have decided that you probably don't exist at all, and are just a composite character based on several minor figures from the writings of George Sand.

1 comment:

Leslie Bates said...

I'd rather be a character by Ayn Rand or Robert A. Heinlein.