Silly Thought For The Day

I'm not saying that this will actually happen:

Meanwhile, after the election:

Russian President Medvedev: Well Barack it is like this... one of our bomber regiment commanders did a very silly thing...

Meanwhile, in a Tu-95 "Bear" bomber over Canada:

Major Kongski: Don't worry comrades! I'll get those bomb bay doors open if it hairlips everyone in Krasnoyarsk!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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