Monday, August 23, 2004

Stiff of the Day

Last night I delivered a pizza to an ethnic gentleman who for an order valued at $17.71 , tendered the amount of $17.75. This asshole was wearing a gold (or gold plated) chain with some manner of hideous pendant hanging from it, what was in the vernacular of the gutter called "bling bling."

One should think that someone who obstentatiously shows off his apparent prosperity in such a vulgar fashion should be able to give a working fellow a decent tip.

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