Friday, August 27, 2004

Loud and Rude Rant of the Day

Some hard lefties are holding a conference on the subject of "Life After Capitalism."

The price of the kick-off session, "Beyond Bush: An Evening of Visionary Resistance," is "$10 to $20 on a sliding scale" with "ticket discounts available for low-income groups." Note that discounts go to low-income "groups," not low-income individuals. Those classified by class as bourgeoisie, in short, need not apply, even if, as individuals, they’re broke.

Gosh, what a surprise.

Of course there are some questions that will never be raised at the conference, such as:

"What part of 'NO' do you not understand?"

"What part of 'NO, I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING SLAVE' do you not understand?"

"What, a body count of no less than ONE HUNDRED MILLION wasn't enough for you motherfuckers?"

"What part of 'FUCK OFF AND DIE' do you fucking murderers not understand?"

As I have stated before I truly believe that the hardcore adherents of communism should actually have to experience communism from the victim's point of view. The quickest, least expensive, and least psychologically damaging to the guys who have to do the dirty work, means of imparting this experience would be to drag the marxists out to the nearest municipal sanitary landfill and fire one pistol round in the back of the marxist's head. The remains would then be deposited in the landfill with the rest of the garbage. Too bad our Constitution doesn't allow this.

The last time I suggested such a course of action some leftist troll wandered in and used the comments function to call me the "embodiment of all evil on earth." But given the leftist habit of using words in a manner opposite of their actual meanings I would have to take such a statement as a high compliment.

Feel free to suggest more question for those fucking murderers in the comments section.


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