Wednesday, May 12, 2004

A Few Words from the Emperor

His Majesty, Darth Misha I, has something to say about the inhabitants of the Dar el Islam:

We didn't start this war, it was forced upon us. We didn't want this to be a clash of cultures, they forced that upon us as well. The perpetrators by their deeds, their co-religionists by their passivity or outright glee in face of those atrocities.

Well, let's bring it to them. Let's give them what they want. Let us show them that when it comes to ruthlessness, they are as out of their league as they are in every other respect, those pitiful, sniveling ants about to be crushed under our feet.

Since the only book they read is the Koran, it's more than likely that they have no knowledge of Hamburg, Dresden, Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Let's give them a refresher course.

Let us remind them that, in Americans, you will find no better friend and no worse enemy. Let us remind them that they have managed to stay alive up until now only at our pleasure and that they have used it all up.

Sir Banagor also has something to say on the subject:

Barbarism! Is that not even too light a word for these foul cretinous scum from a fetid and turgid culture of slime? Lord how the rage is absolute in me. Were I in command, I would have taken Fallujah with mortar shells and daisy cutters, and not with negotiation and diplomacy! Which have they respected more in their history? They, those Arabists and their Islamist ilk, warn us of understanding their history, well I do full well know exactly what wins over their hearts and minds! It is power! Power to do unto others as you would whenever you wish, and that is what won us World War II. I pray for the day that Donald Rumsfeld is allowed to become a Stonewall Jackson. I pray for the day when Patton is reincarnated, as he believed he would be, and allowed to lead our forces into this battle!

Islam, and its so-called legal code, Sharia, were the inventions of an individual who commited acts of rape, robbery, and murder in order to give the appearance of divine sanction to the depraved acts of someone who is properly called an Enemy of Mankind. From what I have independently read of the life and behavior of this false prophet of a false god I think I would feel safer living next door to Charlie Manson and his family than to the self-styled messenger of Allah. (Not that I would actually want to live next door to the Manson Family.)

So what do we call those who willfully obey the dictates of an Enemy of Mankind?

And we should all know how to deal with the Enemies and Mankind, right?

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