Sunday, May 04, 2008

Thoughts for the Day

First: Anyone who believes that they are infallible will believe anything. Unfortunately they will also do anything.

Second:



Jacqueline Bisset
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Saturday, May 03, 2008

Thoughts for the Day


First:
There are two basic ways that human beings interact with each other, consent or coercion. The former leads to peace and prosperity. The latter leads to terror and poverty.

Anyone who rejects the Society of Consent is an enemy. Identify and deal with him or her as such.

Second:



Helen Mirren.

What are you questions on this block of instruction?
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Friday, May 02, 2008

Thoughts for the Day


First:
Without profit there is no commerce, without commerce there is no life for human beings outside of the cave. When someone declares that profit is evil he is really saying that YOU and the way you live are evil.

Such individuals are properly called enemies, you should identify and treat them as such.

Second:




Carol Cleveland in a low cut red dress.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.

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Thursday, May 01, 2008

Remember This

Today is May Day.

There are those who still seek to establish a Communist state in America (with themselves holding the whip, of course) even though Communism has been proven to be toxic to human life.

Let us remember the victims of Communism and work to prevent any further destruction of lives and civilization.
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Update, 1300 Hours CDT:

Welcome to the Worker's Paradise Comrade!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Someone Else's Thought For The Day

The Admiral at the Anti-Strib wrote:

Then, along comes McClatchy. Even the socialists get deported and the communists take over. They bought the Strib for about 1 billion, and in true liberal fashion, ruined it, lost lots of money and readers, and when they sold, they got roughly half of what they paid. (Now you know why I do not trust liberals with the economy).


Back when The Star was a separate afternoon paper I used to deliver it after school. The odd thing is that The Star was actually founded as the local Socialist Party rag.
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Anti-Strib: Strib circulation drops 7%
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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Mark Lardas emailed to Glenn Reynolds:

The best example of what happens when you criminalize political opposition is the Roman Civil War.

Gauis Julius Caesar was a republican to the core. He believed in the Roman Republic, and its unwritten constitution. When his political opponents, the Optimates, made it clear that they were going to prosecute him and either exile or execute him, the moment Caesar set down his military command they made war inevitable. Especially since it was clear that they were not interested in following the law, except at their convenience.

Caesar was not given a choice between going to war and destroying the republic or preserving it by going quietly to his doom. He could see that the republic was doomed no matter what his choice was. He could either start a civil war or let Rome slide into a tyranny run by the Optimates. Given that choice, let the dice fly and hope you can put the pieces back together after you win. At least, you can die trying.

The Democrats remind me of the Optimates in many ways. William Clinton seems like a 21st century version of Pompey Magnus. That Bush has not played Caesar is a tribute to two things: George W.'s fundamental decency, and the fact that the United States is yet not in as bad a shape politically as the late Roman Republic.

Of course being a "progressive" means never having to pay attention to the lessons of Human History.

Unfortunately President George W. Bush is being a good Christian gentleman is a era that is dominated by those who seek to live and rule by the sword. This is not going to end well.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Friday, April 25, 2008

Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Democrats seem to be drifting toward the concept of prosecution of former office holders by criminalizing policy differences. That's a certain formula for civil war; perhaps not immediate, but inevitable. The absolute minimum requirement for democratic government is that the loser be willing to lose the election: that losing an election is not the loss of everything that matters. As soon as that assurance is gone, playing by the rules makes no sense at all.

-- Jerry Pournelle

Yes I do think that the Donks are stupid enough to try something like that.

I cannot repeat and emphasized this enough: to the totalitarian POWER IS LIFE.

Any threat to their power must be neutralized by any means necessary.

Are there any questions on this block of instruction?
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OH NO!

There's been another bridge closing here in Minnesota.

Update—after an especially warm spring day, MN-DOT inspectors discovered that one set of bridge bearings had once again reached its stop bracket. The stop bracket limits how far the bearing can slide, and it prevents the bridge from sliding off of the pier and falling into the water. Once the span hit the stop bracket, forces from the heating and cooling of the span apparently pushed the problem pier two inches further out of plumb. It also caused some bolts on the structure to shear off. As a result, MN-DOT closed the bridge at 10AM on Friday, April 25, 2008.

The 2008 legislative session pushed though a highway bonding bill. The Lowry Bridge replacement is one of the high priority projects. The bridge is expected to be started in 2009 and be completed by the end of 2010. The plan is to install a signature span. Finalists include a towering arch design, a single tower cable stayed bridge, and a more routine concrete box bridge.

I drove over this bridge on Wednesday afternoon.

Unfortunately it looks like our glorious state legislature (dominated by the Donks) will once again blow money on aesthetics over function. Bigger kickbacks I suppose.
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

So Anyway

I celebrated "Deify the Earth because it can't tell the power tripping totalitarian trash to fuck off day" by getting in my car and going for a nice leisurely drive to nowhere in particular.
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Thought for the Day

Barack Obama is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the Democratic Party, apart from Hillary Clinton.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Anniversary

Here is about a thousand words on why I will never vote for a member of the Democratic Party.



Here is an interesting website on the Massacre of the Branch Davidians.

Fifteen years ago a small community in Texas was attacked by two packs of predatory animals.

The first pack was a federal agency whose functions were in part a deliberate and explicit violation of the charter and supreme law under which the Federal Government was established.

Even under regulations in effect at the time, the BATF could have sent a couple of agents in coats and ties in a plain government issue sedan to the Branch Davidian residence and asked the federally licenced firearms dealer living there to open his place of business and records to examination. Or if they needed to place the leader of the congregation under arrest they could have taken him into custody while he was out on his morning run. Given Mr. Koresh’s past history of cooperation with local law enforcement they could have simply asked him to come down to the local sheriff’s station.

The BATF did none of the above.

Instead the BATF attempted to stage a military-style assault, code-named Operation Showtime, in order to impart a positive impression of the agency upon the socialist filth that had just moved into the White House. Never mind all the innocent women and children who could have been maimed or killed during the raid.

After the BATF goons were driven off another pack of predators, the so-called Hostage Rescue Team of the FBI, descended upon the Branch Davidians.

If it had been necessary to take the Branch Davidian residence by force a trainee platoon from the Benning School for Boys could, in accordance to their training, have entered the building and taken down any armed individuals without deliberately harming the non-combatants. Instead, the HRT, the alleged experts in hostage rescue, proceeded to terrorize the people within the residence. And when the Branch Davidians refused to surrender, they were exterminated by the HRT.

The HRT used some armored vehicles to destroy the exits from the building and to allow the ambient wind to blow through the structure while other armored vehicles injected CS gas, known to be inflammable and toxic to children and elderly persons, into the wooden structure.

And then the HRT fired incendiary devices into the building.

While the Branch Davidian residence burned to the ground on live television, HRT gunmen stationed behind the building out of sight of the TV cameras shot anyone who attempted to escape the fire from the rear of the building.

The Democrat majority in both houses of Congress were not the slightest bit appalled by the atrocity, instead of condemning the president for his actions and initiating the process of impeaching and removing President Clinton, they chose instead to condemn the victims and those who dared to speak up for them.

Given the choice of obeying the supreme law or violating the law, they chose to violate the law.

Given the choice of preserving innocent life or destroying it, they chose to destroy innocent life.

President Clinton and the Democratic Party could have obeyed the Constitution, the Supreme Law to which the President, the Congress, and the Federal Government in general were subject and stopped the terrorization and murder of the Branch Davidians, but instead chose to violate the Supreme Law.

And like a number of illiterate barbarian chieftains before him, President Clinton and his party used the murder of the Branch Davidians to demonstrate to the rest of us what would happen to anyone who refused to submit to their will. Instead of standing up for the rights and lives of Americans they chose instead to terrorize and murder Americans.

And if you think that attitude and ideology is uniquely Clintonistic I will you disabuse you of that notion:

"Conformity will be the only virtue and any man who refuses to conform will have to pay the penalty."

-- President Woodrow Wilson

Since then the name “democrat” has become in my mind synonymous with the concept of “murderer.” If there is one complaint I have about President Bush it is that he has done nothing to bring the perpetrators of this atrocity to justice.

Nothing. At. All.

Mister President, we are still waiting for justice.


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Friday, April 18, 2008

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Thought for the Day

A stone age god king wanna be with a three piece suit and a piece of paper from the Harvard diploma mill is still a stone age god king wanna be.
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Monday, April 14, 2008

So Anyway

Mr. Welch, who usually annoys Dungeon Masters, has reviewed a film:

Charles, a fellow charter member of the North Texas Movie Depreciation Center, was in town for some family business. Well everything settled he gave me a call and asked if it was ok to swing on by, maybe catch a movie. I've got a very good selection of flicks, both good and bad, and he asks to pop one one.

Orgy of the Dead. By Ed Wood. I don't own that one. I don't think I ever will. He snuck it in. Half naked women dancing and acting badly to really bad music. Ever had your eyes melt watching topless dancers? Still twitching.

Rick Astley ain't got nothing on Ed Wood.


Also, in the early morning hours of this day in 1865 President Abraham Lincoln died after being shot by actor John Wilkes Booth. The relationship between the Thespian Community and the Republican Party remains sour to this day.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Anniversary

On this day in 1865, Actor John Wilkes Booth shot President Abraham Lincoln.

Relations between the Republican Party and the Thespian Community have not yet recovered.
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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Sunday, April 06, 2008

So Anyway

Took a friend to the last showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Riverview Theater. Had fun.

Amongst the rules for being an Evil Overlord is number 75: I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

It doesn't always work.

And part four of Legacy is up on My Own Private Universe.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Monday, March 31, 2008

So Anyway



Back when I thought that I was still employed I bought a DVD copy of the HOUSE OF CARDS trilogy. An interesting series. Its too bad the villain is a conservative politician, but is was fun to watch. I strongly suspect that is may have been source material for some of the paranoid Bush Derangement Syndrome theories that are circulating in the leftist mentosphere.

Mark Whittington wrote an alternative history of what Francis Urquhart, the protagonist of HOUSE OF CARDS, would have done if he were the British Prime Minister on September 11, 2001. You can read it here.

I decided to take off where mark left off and invent an American relative of of F.U. and have him run for president. This should be fun.

The first two chapters of LEGACY can be read here and here.
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Update.

Part three of Legacy is up. Read it here.

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Friday, March 28, 2008

Thought for the Day

I'm going to say something horrible.

If there were no other ill effects I would vote for Hillary just to see all the smug assholes who support her get some Gulag time. Nothing like being the star in a live performance of DARKNESS AT NOON to give someone a real appreciation of what socialism is really like.

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

So Anyway

I'm back.

I've been fired.

And I wish to thank Mark Urbin for keeping up the blog.

That is all for now.
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Monday, March 24, 2008

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Rachel Lucas has a fine idea for new national holiday:
I hereby declare March 23 as Punch A Hippie In The Nuts Day. All you have to do to celebrate it is find a hippie, ask him how he feels about the military, and if he says anything other than “I love it because those guys make it possible for me to be a worthless hippie”, punch him right in the nuts.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Ted Kennedy vs. the Environment

Not only is he against wind power, he dumps oil right off Nantucket Sound.
Ted Kennedy has called Nantucket Sound near his Massachusetts estate “a national treasure” — but that didn’t stop the senator from having oil dumped from his yacht into its waters.

A local photographer spotted an oil slick coming from Kennedy’s yacht Mya as Kennedy and his guests left the vessel in a launch following a race that ended in Hyannis, the Cape Cod Today newspaper reported.

The lensman was so shocked that he rowed his dinghy out to question the crew member left aboard the yacht.

He asked the crewman, “What the hell are you doing?”

The crewman said that diesel fuel had gotten into the bilge and he was told to dump it.

When the photographer pointed out that the yacht was moored in coastal waters near shellfish beds and people swimming, the crewman replied, “Whatever.”

HT to Dissecting Leftism

Friday, March 21, 2008

democrats vs. the Economy

Michigan democrat Congresscritter John Dingell wants to put a bullet in the back of the head of the US economy by way of a $0.50 a gallon gas tax.

With the economy already getting slammed by high energy costs, this socialist idiot wants to make the problem worse by stealing even more money out the pockets of working American in order to waste it on Beltway Pork Barrel boondoggles.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The lefts double standard

They have sooo many, here is another example by way of LGF:
Before Wright Firestorm, Obama Called for Imus Firing.
Barack Obama had been a presidential candidate for more than a year before he outright repudiated his long-time pastor for racially charged, anti-U.S. sermons. But when talk show host Don Imus was in hot water 11 months ago for racially insensitive comments, Obama was the first candidate to call for his firing.

When asked about the different responses to his pastor and to Imus, Obama spokesman Tommy Vietor questioned the premise of the comparison and defended Obama’s response in each case. “He spoke out both times, so it’s entirely consistent,” he told FOXNews.com Tuesday.

Obama — who in a major speech Tuesday decried controversial remarks by the Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr. dating back to 2001 — called for Imus to be fired just one week after Imus made the remarks in April 2007, two months after Obama had announced his candidacy.

“There’s nobody on my staff who would still be working for me if they made a comment like that about anybody of any ethnic group. And I would hope that NBC ends up having that same attitude,” Obama told ABC News in an April 11 interview. ...

Obama said in the 2007 ABC interview he would never appear again on Imus’ show.

“He didn’t just cross the line,” Obama said. “He fed into some of the worst stereotypes that my two young daughters are having to deal with today in America.”

Monday, March 17, 2008

Good News

By way of Captain Ed at Hot Air comes the tale of a bunch of tangos who thought they were at a "safe house." A few missiles from a UAV explained to them that "safe" didn't quite mean what they thought it did. The chunks of ex-tango were not available for comment.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Even the Kos Kiddies get it...

" Saying that Hillary has Executive Branch experience is like saying Yoko Ono was a Beatle." HT to Glenn Reynolds.

Of course, the rabid far left extremist who is trashing HRC is an Obama supporter.
Barak Obama is actually to the left of Ted "Convicted Felon" Kennedy!

On the other hand, watching this kind of "blue on blue" back stabbing is kinda fun.

Morning humor

You may be a Taliban if...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

HT to AoSHQ

Sunday, March 09, 2008

PardonGate returns...

Clintons are as Clintons do. Hillary Rodham Clinton is running true to form by hiding from the American voters the records behind Bill Clinton's well funded flurry of pardons.

As Ed Morrissey points out:
Hillary is a curious candidate. She wants to run on her “experience” as First Lady in the Clinton administration — but she wants us to see as little evidence of that experience as possible. In fact, she says that “experience” is so compelling that we would want her in the White House answering the phone at 3 AM when a crisis occurs. If it really is that impressive, why is she and Bill going to such lengths to hide it?

The pardons present a very tricky problem for Hillary. That really does speak to the character of the Clinton administration, and obviously not in glowing terms.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Barbarians in action

More video of enemies of civilization at work in Berkeley, CA.



Note the proud ignorance of the brainwashed teenagers.
You can spot several different kind of far left extremist wacko in the video.
Use your copy of A Field Guide to Left-Wing Wackos: And What to Do About Them.

HT to Wizbang.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

This picture sums up the problem pretty well.



Here we have a Muslim woman in a headscarf frisking a Nun at an airport "security" checkpoint.

Reality check here, it hasn't been Nuns blowing themselves up in order to murder innocent men, women and children.

HT to Blah Blah Blog and Michelle Malkin.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

More liberal media bias

NewsBusters points out the vast difference in the way Time magazine reports on two similar stories.
Back on August 28 we posted the sad story of the death of a motorcycle policeman who was killed while in service as a motorcade escort for president George W. Bush. What brought the story to our attention was the shocking way that Time Magazine reported the story. With a headline that blared "Bush Motorcade Kills Cop," Time made it appear that the officer died as a result of... well, President Bush.

Well, today, we have a similar story to report. A motorcycle policeman was killed today while in service as a motorcade escort for presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. The previous incident was headlined as if Bush was responsible for the unfortunate death, but today's Time headline was not so harsh in its tone when a Clinton was involved. "Officer Killed Escorting Clinton," is how Time magazine reported this incident.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

A good question

RedManBlueState asks:
Why aren’t Obama’s ties to Frank Marshall Davis, a known communist writer and member of the Communist Party USA, being explored and noted???

Thursday, February 21, 2008

She has a point.

Ann Coulter notes:
What a bizarre coincidence that a few years after the most draconian campaign-finance laws were imposed via McCain-Feingold, our two front-runners happen to be the media's picks! It's uncanny -- almost as if by design! (Can I stop now, or do you people get sarcasm?)

By prohibiting speech by anyone else, the campaign-finance laws have vastly magnified the power of the media -- which, by the way, are wholly exempt from speech restrictions under campaign-finance laws. The New York Times doesn't have to buy ad time to promote a politician; it just has to call McCain a "maverick" 1 billion times a year.

...

You want Reagan back? Restore the right to free speech, and you will have created the conditions that allowed Reagan to run.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

dumb ass terrorists blow themselves up

This good news comes by way of AoSHQ:
A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.

The cleric's wife was critically wounded in the blast in their compound in the southern province of Helmand late yesterday, and a daughter was hurt, provincial police chief General Mohammad Hussein Andiwal said.

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

Other people in the compound said two other men were killed but their bodies had been removed before police arrived, he said.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

It was Kerry who lied...

"With “swift-boating” now being used by the ignorant as a synonym for false charges, it’s worth remembering that it was John Kerry who had to retract his statement about his secret Christmas mission to Cambodia, despite it having allegedly been “seared, seared” into his memory." -- Glenn Reynolds

Monday, February 11, 2008

A good historical analogy.

"It’s hard to read about MSNBC’s relationship to the mothership Clinton campaign these days without being reminded of Vichy France." -- Extreme Mortman

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Calling Bullshit on Berkeley

When faced with the outrage of normal Americans to their barbaric treatment of the USMC, the Berkeley city government started making mouth noises about "supporting the troops" while being against the war. That is of course, utter and and complete bullshit. By way of RightWing Sparkle is the actual truth of the matter.
Video of the council meeting showed city officials trashing the Marines as "the president's own gangsters" and "trained killers" who are known for "death and destruction and maiming." One of the council members complained that our men and women in uniform were responsible for "horrible karma." Mayor Tom Bates offered to "help" the Marines evacuate.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Thought for the Day

Self Deception for a Liberal is like Heroin for a junkie.

It makes them feel good and it is destructively addictive.

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Meanwhile...On The Left Coast

Nicholas Provenzo on the antics of the Berzerkly City Council Soviet:

In the broadest sense, the outcry against Berkeley City Council's actions is not about the war (or even about the Marines). It is about what life in a constitutional republic should be, and which leaders are responsible for what actions. As a local government, the Berkeley City Government has grossly overreached its legitimate mandate and it has done so in an obnoxious and offensive way.

In the name of justice, it's time to expose this for what it is: treason against the Republic itself.

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

John Bergstrom Gets It

From Attack Cartoons:



A totalitarian, be it a Marxist or a Mullah, sees other people as either a tool they could use or as trash to be disposed of.

In their mindset there is no such thing as an innocent person. That is, someone who is inherently exempt from coercion, punishment, or outright destruction.

They are capable of believing and doing anything. There can never be a lower limit to the acts of depravity that they are capable of.

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Monday, February 04, 2008

So Anyway

Swift Transportation has hired me.

I'm waiting for the wheels of bureaucracy to grind.
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Saturday, February 02, 2008

Thursday, January 31, 2008

An Opinion

The second best thing that could happen right now would be if that corrupt piece of shit John McCain were to suddenly drop dead.

The best thing that could happen is if the Democratic Party, from the Clintons down to the precinct captain level, were to suddenly drop dead.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Saturday, January 26, 2008

So Anyway

I report for orientation with Swift Transportation 0700 on Monday.

And now, a fan film!



We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Observation of the Day

While waiting for some bureaucracy to be performed I caught some of the programming on the MTV cable TV channel. MTV obviously stands for Moron Television.

Why do we allow any of these people to vote?
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

So Anyway

I took the road test for the Class A commercial driver's license.

I passed.
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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Thursday, January 17, 2008

So Anyway...

There was an anti-mime standing absolutely still on the sidewalk loudly describing in detail the process of walking against a stiff wind.
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

So Anyway

The anti-ninjas would just walk up to someone, shoot them, and then walk away.
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Monday, January 14, 2008

And Now...

Would you believe that someone did a review of an Uwe Boll film without mentioning the name of Uwe Boll?

In the Name of the King
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Sunday, January 13, 2008

So Anyway

One of the annoying habits of pacifists is their incessant whining about war profiteers.

The reality, as usual, is different.

As a result of World War I, Krupp, the German munitions firm, went from having a comfortable annual profit of 130 million marks to a cumulative loss of over 180 million marks by the end of 1919.

And the U.S. Government is always being called on to bail out various defense contractors.

Of course that doesn't ever begin to properly address the credibility issues of the so-called peace movement.


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Friday, January 11, 2008

Thought for the Day

Anyone who believes that they can do no wrong, WILL do wrong.

Count on it.
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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Thought for the Day

"Change" is a magic word that the material and spiritual parasites use to make themselves feel good about their desire to exercise control over the productive members of society.

The fact of reality is that those of us who are by choice or by default in the Conservative faction generally prefer to deal with other people on the basis of consent. We generally do not object to a change in the material or social aspect of our lives as long as it is done by consent.

But the Left, who presently style themselves as progressives, know that most of us will not consent to being leeched off by willful parasites. Therefore they seek to "change" our society back to the barbaric structure of a lord/serf structure, with themselves holding the whip over the rest of us.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Thought for the Day

The phrase, "drink the Kool-Aid", which commonly meant to participate in a mass suicide, had to originate with the end of another failed experiment in practicing Socialism.

Capitalists, on the other hand, prefer to deal with living workers and customers.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day


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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Gosh, What A Surprise!

Hillary Stalinova just won the New Hampshire primary.

There can be a number possible reasons to consider the Iowa caucus results to be a fluke.

1. Hillary didn't offer a big enough bribe (farm subsidies) to the Iowans.

(Seriously, when I did two weeks of telephone fund raising for the GOP every time I got a farmer on the line it was always "gimme gimme gimme" with them.)

2. Iowa is just across the river from Illinois with a number of very convenient bridges to facilitate the transmission of Illinois Democrat cooties.

3. It's not who votes that counts, it who counts the votes!

4. Dude, it's Iowa.

(As a nearly lifelong Minnesota resident this pretty much explains it.)

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Thought for the Day

When the organic central processor of the guidance system on your massive starship says, "I'll be dead in a thousand light years", you should ask how?
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Saturday, January 05, 2008

I Hate My Life

I failed the second exam for the Class A Commercial Driver's License.

On the last turn back into the test station.

Yes. I am angry.

I test again in two weeks.
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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Happy Below Zero Day.

I've been putting off dealing with that bunch of mentally inverted assholes from Omaha.

Bellevue, NE - Peace protestors continued an annual tradition today at Offutt Air Force Base. They crossed the line of the Stratcom gate and were arrested for trespassing. It's the 28th year protestors have crossed the line to mark the feast of the holy innocents. The Catholic tradition commemorates King Herrod's slaughter of innocent children in Bethlehem. The protestors say modern day Herrods are backed by the military and the nuclear and space commands at Offutt.

I was not aware of the fact that the Roman Catholic Church was in the habit of defaming the protectors of innocent children (and civilization in general) as baby killers.

Since Lenin's coup d'etat (where he and his goons overthrew a democratically elected government) in 1917 the Soviets and other empowered followers of Marx have through starvation and deliberate homicide killed no less than 110 million people, including no small number of helpless children. That's more than three thousand deaths a day on average. But who do the so called activists for peace declare to be evil? Those who defend the remnant of civilization from the followers of Marx.

In reality it is the willing servants and enablers of mass-murderers who are defaming the those who resist the mass-murderers. This would have been an opportunity to continue to rant about the inherent evil of peace activism and to issue another call to round up and shoot the lot of them. Because as far as I'm concerned shooting a so called peace activist is no more an act of murder than putting down a rabid animal.

Instead I'll embed a YouTube video:



Did I say that the believers in Anthropogenic Global Warming should be chained to a tree overnight in Minnesota in January? Of course I did. I just wanted to repeat myself.
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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Thought for the Day, Continued

I was going to do something to some peace activists, but I've decided to show this instead.



If you want to go back to your regularly scheduled reality, go ahead.
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Friday, December 28, 2007

Meanwhile...Across The Ocean

Instead of our regularly scheduled Thought for the Day (Charlotte Rampling) we will instead present this thoughtful public service announcement from the Netherlands:



And there's more:



Is it my imagination or does the leader look a lot like Dan Rather?



And shows all of the functional brains of a professional journalist?



Ayn Rand used to say that it is okay to make fun of evil as long you continue to recognize it as being evil. Of course under Political Correctness and Multiculturalism mocking evil is double-double-plus-ungood. Or something like that.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Thursday, December 27, 2007

So Anyway

I have to go in for a EKG at 1100 hours, and I wake up to the news that the false deity Allah has just received another human sacrifice.

Enough is enough. Ban Islam.
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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Snow Day

There was at least three inches of snow on the ground and it still coming down, so I called the Truck Driving School to confirm that they weren't going to have any trucks leaving their yard for on the road training. They weren't. So I'm taking the day off.

My next attempt to do the Minnesota road test will be on January 4th. So taking the day off should not have an adverse impact.

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Margaret Thatcher on pacifism:

For every idealistic peacemaker willing to renounce his self-defence in favour of a weapons-free world, there is at least one warmaker anxious to exploit the other’s good intentions.

I would argue that disarming is not an action resulting from a good intention, but from a bad one.

Because an individual, or a group, can choose to obtain their survival and well being through the use of force against the productive persons or groups it is necessary for the potential victims of such violence to be armed and mentally prepared to to respond with force.

Peace is simply the absence of enemies. It is the state of being where one is not subject to the will of a hostile power, be it an individual, a group, or a nation.

In practice, peace can only be obtained through the forcible suppression or outright destruction of the aggressors. To obtain peace an individual or a nation must have superior firepower and the will to use it. In order to avoid being subject to the will of aggressors those persons or nations which disarm themselves must enter into a dependent relationship with those are remain armed. Disarmament is therefore not an act resulting from a good intention.

At best a pacifist is a parasite. In present practice most pacifists morally condemn the act of self-defense and therefore become accessories to acts of violence carried out by aggressive individuals, groups, or nations. In effect, they've become part of the problem.

And as a rule I favor including pacifists in the solution to the problem of aggressive violence.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Friday, December 21, 2007

Meanwhile in Japan

"So they have to bomb us first this time?"

The Strategy Page on the touchy legal issues facing the Japanese government:

The Japanese Minister of Defense is calling for efforts to work out the military and legal issues that would result if Japanese were attacked by extraterrestrials. Two members of the Japanese cabinet have expressed personal beliefs in the existence of extraterrestrials out there, somewhere. Because of Japans 1947 constitution, there are restrictions on what actions the military can take. Basically, the Japanese military is, technically, a purely defensive force. But an extraterrestrial invasion might play out in ways that would find the Japanese military prevented, by lawyers, from moving against an extraterrestrial menace.

We're not making this up.

I could say something about a military establishment that could be stopped by lawyers, but I'm not going to say it.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Thought for the Day

Never try to be clever. It never works and it only annoys the people who actually are smarter than you are. (You do not want to do this.)
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Someone Else's Thought For The Day

James Felix over at Michelle Malkin's blog had this to say:

An athiest’s perspective:

On theoretical grounds I think all religions have exactly the same standard of proof underpinning them. Everyone thinks their holy writings are the holy writings and believes with equal passion that their god is the god.

But we don’t live on theoretically grounds, we live in reality. And in reality anyone who insists all religions are equally dangerous or blameworthy is, if I may be so blunt, out of their freaking mind.

Christians don’t marry children. Jews don’t blow up mosques. Buddhists don’t declare jihad. There is one religion widely practiced today that is uniquely unable to coexist peacefully with other religions (or even with other strains of the same religion).

For any of my fellow atheists stopping by to read this… get with the program. All religions are not created equal, and a Judeo-Christian nation makes me a hell of a lot less nervous than an Islamic one.

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Ugh.

Failed the road test for the class A commercial drivers license.

Try again next week.
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Brought to us by Dr. Sanity:

"Good" communists, socialists, and fascists thrive in an environment of oppression, death, and human misery. Indeed, that is the medium in which they grow best and consciously or unconsciously, they facilitate and nurture such a medium.

Remember: A day without Socialism is like a day without slavery and murder.
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Monday, December 17, 2007

I Didn't Know That

One of Stalin's favorite ways of relieving stress – aside from mass murder and vodka – seems to have been to play Mozart's Piano Concerto No. 23 repeatedly, and certainly to enthusiastic applause.

-- Al Nofi


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Saturday, December 15, 2007

This Is Silly



But I prefer this version:



Or you could watch the original version:



We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Meanwhile in the Real World

Someone has put up an Ayn Rand quote page.

When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.

Right.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

You Know...

I don't think the nice person who put this video together quite gets it. (I do like to listen to Suzanne Vega though.)


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Monday, December 10, 2007

Think Of It As Evil In Action

Moloch has a follower down under:

Writing in today's Medical Journal of Australia, Associate Professor Barry Walters said every couple with more than two children should be taxed to pay for enough trees to offset the carbon emissions generated over each child's lifetime.

Professor Walters, clinical associate professor of obstetric medicine at the University of Western Australia and the King Edward Memorial Hospital in Perth, called for condoms and "greenhouse-friendly" services such as sterilisation procedures to earn carbon credits.

Comrade Professor Walters should be hanged from the neck until he's dead.

In his act of devotion to the new incarnation of Moloch, otherwise known as Gaia, Walters has repudiated the Human Right of Life. In compliance to a totally nonsensical doctrine he is calling for the punishment of those families, who by accident or design, have more than an arbitrary number of children with the alternative being abortion or sterilization.

In other words, he is calling for the act of Human Sacrifice.

Walters has willfully rejected the fact that Human Life is the foundation of all moral values. And if the sacrifice of helpless children isn't evil, then what is?

The fact of the matter is that we live in a dynamic universe. Variations in the average planetary temperature occur as part of a natural cycle and killing helpless children will have absolutely no effect on it. We must further recognize the fact that those who deny the Human Right of Life are nothing less than Enemies of Mankind.

I could go on but I have things to do today.
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Saturday, December 08, 2007

"Frak This" Is Not An Option

The Cylons were created by Man.

They rebelled.

There are many copies.

And they have a plan.

Right?



We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Thursday, December 06, 2007

So Anyway

I got to drive the truck on some slushy streets and the freeway.

Did okay.
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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Today in Truck Driver Land

Because some of the students had attendance issues I got to drive one of the tractor-trailer units around the back lot all by myself. Until the emergency brake hose broke.

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Correction.

"Gabby" the instructor was not pissed off when I stalled the truck on the on ramp on Friday. He was merely annoyed. What did in fact piss him off was when I stopped on a set of railroad tracks.

This is what happens when a train hits a truck:



And there's this:



And this:



Let's see. Could be that the driver was an idiot?

So anyway. The snowstorm that we are experiencing as I write this has brought an early end to training today. Bleh!

Also on the way home I was going east on Washington Avenue through the U of M campus and an idiot (male) decides to ride his bicycle (in the middle of a snow shower) on the wrong side of the street between the two lanes of eastbound traffic. I should not have been surprised by this.

Why do I somehow feel that getting a college education these days must in some way involve being lobotomized?

So, how was your reality today?
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Monday, December 03, 2007

Today in Truck Driver Land

Did better today on shifting and turns on city streets today at truck driver school.

Sucked on the alley dock maneuver.
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Saturday, December 01, 2007

And Now For Something Completely Different

Andrew Borntreger (A Marine) rewiews EL TOPO, a Mexican surrealist western movie favored by John Lennon and Yoko Ono (Two Useless Idiots).

Mr. Borntreger has a number of interesting things to say about EL TOPO, such as:

The story contains threads of Christianity, but it pulls heavily from Buddhism. If you started slapping me with a fish, saying, "This is Buddhism." I could not tell if you were serious or using it as an excuse to assault me.

I would, however, tell you to stop hitting me with the fish.

And:

If anyone buries me under a thick layer of lifeless rabbits, I will come back from the dead and be mighty riled.

And:

(again - do not pile dead bunnies on me after I die)

And:

The UN resolution barring Jerry Garcia and Phyllis Diller from having children was a good idea.

But that doesn't tell you what the film is really all about. But then it would be reasonable to believe that Alejandro Jodorowsky, the writer/director/star of EL TOPO, doesn't know what its about either.

Jodorowsky also wrote a Eurocomic series titled THE INCAL LIGHT which was published in HEAVY METAL magazine back in the 1980's. He used a lot of weirdness for the sake of weirdness titles and terms such as Technopope, Enconomat, and Purple Endoguard in it.

Jodorowsky also had an opportunity to direct an adaptation of DUNE before David Lynch did, and he blew it. It would certainly have been a more surreal film (he cast Salvidor Dali as the emperor) than the Lynch version. But we would never have received the concept of the "killing word."

(No. My name is not a killing word either.)

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Cha Cha Cha Changes

Okay, "Gravity Check" was cute, but it doesn't say snarky and sarcastic default conservative like the original title did. So we're back to using the original title.

And my adventures (or as one instructor might say, misadventures) in truck driving are pretty much covered in the category of anything else.
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Friday, November 30, 2007

Today in Truck Driver Land

Killed the tractor on the on ramp from Concord Avenue to East I-494. Pissed off the instructor.

Was sent to a different instructor for remedial instruction on shifting and turning.

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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Changes

Changed the name of the blog.

Made progress on day six of truck driving school. I didn't fall on my ass.
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Today in Truck Driver Land

Fifth day of truck driver school.

Went out on actual streets. Got yelled at by the instructor for cutting too close to the corners. Still need to work on the shifting.

While I was exiting the driver side of the tractor unit to see if I hit a cone I tripped and fell a few feet to land on my backside.

Maybe a small bruise on the right posterior and a slightly bruised ego but nothing serious.
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

In Other News

Fourth day of truck driver school.

Had proper instruction on down shifting.

Practiced backing into a simulated alley.

Parked and unhooked the trailer for the night.

Looking forward to tomorrow.
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Monday, November 26, 2007

So Anyway

Third day of truck driver school. I can't down shift worth a damn.
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Saturday, November 24, 2007

Think Of It As Evolution In Action

Or we could think of it as the revival of the practice of Human Sacrifice.

Meet the women who won't have babies - because they're not eco friendly

Had Toni Vernelli gone ahead with her pregnancy ten years ago, she would know at first hand what it is like to cradle her own baby, to have a pair of innocent eyes gazing up at her with unconditional love, to feel a little hand slipping into hers - and a voice calling her Mummy.

But the very thought makes her shudder with horror.

Because when Toni terminated her pregnancy, she did so in the firm belief she was helping to save the planet.

Incredibly, so determined was she that the terrible "mistake" of pregnancy should never happen again, that she begged the doctor who performed the abortion to sterilise her at the same time.

He refused, but Toni - who works for an environmental charity - "relentlessly hunted down a doctor who would perform the irreversible surgery.

Finally, eight years ago, Toni got her way.

At the age of 27 this young woman at the height of her reproductive years was sterilised to "protect the planet".

Incredibly, instead of mourning the loss of a family that never was, her boyfriend (now husband) presented her with a congratulations card.

While some might think it strange to celebrate the reversal of nature and denial of motherhood, Toni relishes her decision with an almost religious zeal.

"Having children is selfish. It's all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet," says Toni, 35.

Let's call this depraved act what it is. Human Sacrifice. It appears that Molech's new name is Gaia.

Actually there's one more thing this depraved bitch could do to reduce her impact on her beloved Gaia. Kill herself. It's not like she has a real conscience and therefore a functional soul. She's already Darwined herself.

Anyone who believes that Human Life is in any way evil is an Enemy of the Human Race. And anyone who believes that Human Life is evil is capable of doing anything, including mass murder. They are in practical terms vermin fit only for extermination. And I personally favor one round in the back of the head in the old Soviet style.

(And by that I mean execution as an exercise of state power. There was one time that one socialist piece of shit who read this blog had willfully misinterpreted a call for governmental action and accused me of being a lone stalker and called me, "the embodiment of all evil on Earth." Never mind the fact that the practitioners of the accuser's ideology had snuffed out no less than 100 million Human lives.)

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Friday, November 23, 2007

Another Quiz

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North
 

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."

The Northeast
 
The South
 
The Midland
 
Philadelphia
 
North Central
 
The West
 
Boston
 
What American accent do you have?
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

So Anyway

Second day of truck driver school. Videos in the classroom.

And it looks like my attempt to googlebomb Hillary is going to be a Miserable Failure.
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Sunday, November 18, 2007

A Reminder

Today is the anniversary of the Murder of Congressman Leo Ryan the other deaths in what became known as the Jonestown Massacre.

Of course in order to create Jonestown the Rev. Jim Jones, as a self-styled Apostolic Socialist, had to totally ignore the historic one-hundred percent failure rate of voluntary socialist communities.

There are limits to what one can do in good faith.

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And remember, Hillary is a Miserable Failure.
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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Just A Reminder

A day without Socialism is like a day without starvation, slavery, and murder.

And remember, Hillary is a Miserable Failure.
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