Hillary Stalinova just won the New Hampshire primary.
There can be a number possible reasons to consider the Iowa caucus results to be a fluke.
1. Hillary didn't offer a big enough bribe (farm subsidies) to the Iowans.
(Seriously, when I did two weeks of telephone fund raising for the GOP every time I got a farmer on the line it was always "gimme gimme gimme" with them.)
2. Iowa is just across the river from Illinois with a number of very convenient bridges to facilitate the transmission of Illinois Democrat cooties.
3. It's not who votes that counts, it who counts the votes!
4. Dude, it's Iowa.
(As a nearly lifelong Minnesota resident this pretty much explains it.)
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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