And Now For Something Completely Different

The adventures of Mr. Welch in the theatre!

So after that and brief stint in theatre of the absurd (in which I played a serial killing bird enthuasiast) I got a casting call from the Kingwood Community Theatre, version 3. Oedipus Rex, the tragedy. I get there and start reading lines and the director isn't listening. He's already cast the play with his friends. The casting call was required because the theatre demanded all plays be open calls, no troupes. He didn't care. He was some little rich kid who liked to play with daddy's money. Still, he offered me a job as a hand and being not rich, I took it.

To say this kid was overreaching was an understatement. He gave me and the other hands (seven all together) plans for a grandiose two tiered temple platform with moving parts and room for two dozen strippers. Yes strippers. He hired a bunch of strippers for the chorus. If strippers could act they'd be in porn but he had a thing for the girls at the local joint he attended and hired as many as he could. Mainly they just got in the way or tried to get us to see them. Back to the two tiered temple platform with moving parts though. We get bids from the local hardware and lumber stores on building this thing. A grand easy. The stage manager presented the director with the bill and the director scoffs. Seems he spent most of the money on hiring strippers. I'm probably exaggerating that, but not by much.

To make a long story short, the production failed.

Gosh. What a surprise.

The reason that this little misadventure had piqued my interest is that I've borrowed a bit of Oedipus Rex for my screenplay project. (The following has yet to be formally written into the script and is subject to revision.)

LISA

The Captain seemed to believe that you had become a central character from an ancient Hellenic tragedy. You know, the one where the character kills his father and rapes his mother.

DENNIS

Oh. I would never do that to Mom.

Or something like that...

Yes, Dennis killed his own father. This is going to have an impact on his long lost twin brother when he finds out...heeheehee...
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Quote of the Day

"“I still can'’t act my way out of a wet paper bag...but I'’m really good at getting even with the bad guys."”

-- J.A. Steel, aka Jacquelyn Ruffner. Bad actress and bad movie director.

Most folks who speak or write adversely about her first film, THE THIRD SOCIETY, are usually worried about her unarmed combat skills. I'm not, that's what bayonets are for. As a former grunt I'm more concerned about her marksmanship medals.


Imperial Navy Lieutenant Commander Dennis Sterling is shot after doing something stupid in THE BOUNDARY.

But, according to her self-written press release, she is going to act in and direct her second film. As someone who is only about a third of the way through writing his first screenplay I can only wish her well in this endeavor.


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Today in Pizzaland

"Topping" is not the correct answer when the customer service representative, in this case the driver who answered the phone, asks you what you want on top of your last pizza in a three pizza special deal.

Topping is not a topping. Topping is a concept. We cannot put a concept on top of a pizza.

I hope this clears things up.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Barbarism In Action

When I returned home from work tonight the intersection at the west end of the block where I presently live had been taped off by the Minneapolis Police. According to my Mom, who is staying here for Thanksgiving, two men were shot, one fatally.

Nordeast Minneapolis used to be such a nice place to live.
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So Anyway

I just ordered a copy of the DVD of VOLS BLANCS. Basically a bunch of videos of the Swiss Air Force flying around set to music.

Parts of which have been posted on You Tube.

That is all.

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Today In Socialism

Today is the anniversary of the Murder of Congressman Leo Ryan the other deaths in what became known as the Jonestown Massacre.

Of course in order to create Jonestown the Rev. Jim Jones, as a self-styled Apostolic Socialist, had to totally ignore the historic one-hundred percent failure rate of voluntary socialist communities.

There are limits to what one can do in good faith.
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Update at 0345 CST:

I forgot to mention the fact that Jim Jones and his crew were virtually in bed with the Democratic Party machine of San Francisco.

Well boys and girls, can you say election fraud?

I knew you could.
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Thought for the Day

That which does not kill you isn't trying hard enough.
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And Now...

The number of things that Mr. Welch cannot do has increased from 800 to 825:

803. If my personal carried firepower exceeds that of the Battleship Texas, there's a problem.

808. Covering fire does not include nuclear weapons.

813. Taking the orc warlord's skull as a trophy is acceptable. Not as a hand puppet.

816. The adventure wrap up is the epilogue. Not Miller Time.

822. If everybody in the room is in black leather, we're in the thieves' guild. Not a fetish club.

Um, okay...

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Thought for the Day

Normally I would be loathe to agree with any communist, but...



Comrade Khrushchev had a very valid point about tail fins on automobiles.

Something I Found

Some people wonder why I will have nothing to do with the Democratic Party.

From today's New York Sun:

In Cambodia, Phnom Penh fell in mid-April. Saigon fell at the month's end. The frantic efforts to negotiate a peaceful transition went for naught. On May 1, the editorial page of the Wall Street Journal published Peter Kann's famous "Obituary for South Vietnam," which was one of the few pieces extolling the heroism of South Vietnam's often-mocked army. It was "not an army of bumblers and cowards," he wrote. "It was an army that stood and fought with great courage and competence on a few occasions you may remember, like the siege of An Loc. …

"It was an army that for years watched the Americans try to combat the Communists with every wonder of modern weaponry and which then, all too suddenly, was left to face the Communists with American-style tactics but without American-style resources. …" He conceded that the North Vietnamese were stronger. "But the stronger side is not necessarily the better side. ‘Better' becomes a question of values and much as I may respect Communist strength and stamina I cannot accept that the Spartan Communist society of North Vietnam is better than the very imperfect South Veitnamese society that I knew."

It was one of the few eulogies the free Vietnamese ever got. And then a region with a population as large as eastern Europe was thrown into the decades of a still-dark night of communist tyranny. Hundreds of thousands were thrown into re-education camps. Millions died in the killing fields of Cambodia. The outpouring of boat-people from Vietnam astonished the world. In 1979, the summit of industrialized countries meeting at Tokyo was forced to set aside its agenda to deal with the crisis of the millions seeking to escape the communism to which they'd been abandoned

The Democrats have a lot to answer for.


Hat Tip to Lawhawk at LGF
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And Now For Something Completely Different

The Progressives are coming!



They're moving in this direction too!

Let's celebrate with a Progressive song!

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Something Else

Today is the anniversary of the Beer Hall Putsch.

Kind of fitting given that the doctrine of the so-called Democratic Party is basically National Socialism without the Aryan frills. (Although anti-semitism seems to be making a comeback.)
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Thought for the Day

Speaking for myself only I would like to say OH SHITTTT!!!!!

This is what happens when Congress spends like there is no tomorrow. Guess what? Tomorrow is here, now.

This is what happens when the federal government can't be bothered to properly fortify our southern border. How many citizens were disgusted? How many illegal immigrants illegally voted in this election?

This is what happens when the act of treason is not prosecuted. Congratulations assholes! The Party of Treason now owns the Congress.

The Republican Party is just too fucking nice to effectively govern.

Now the Lenin-wanna-bees are taking over on the anniversary of Lenin's coup.

Gee. Thanks for nothing guys!

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Falsehood of the Day

Nancy Pelosi at the Huffington Post promises:

If you honor Democratic candidates with your vote today, in the first hundred hours of a Democratic Congress: We will restore civility, integrity, and fiscal responsibility to the House of Representatives.

Which sounds about as credible as Hitler proclaiming:

If you honor National Socialist candidates with your vote today, in the first hundred hours of a National Socialist Reichstag: We will restore civility, integrity, and racial tolerance in the Reichstag.

And if you can believe that then I can get you a great deal on the Brooklyn Bridge.
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Thought for the Day

Today is the anniversary of Lenin's coup d'etat in Saint Petersburg.

Let's not let the Lenin-wanna-bees do it to us here today.
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Depravity of the Day.

I'll start with a couple of definitions from the New Devil's Dictionary:

Liberal, Classical: Someone who believes that the rest of Mankind has something better to do. Believes that the helpless and innocent should be protected and deeply cares about the condition of Western Civilization.

Liberal, Modern: Someone who believes the the rest of Mankind has nothing better to do. Believes that the helpless and innocent should be attacked and deeply hates Western Civilization.

The reason I brought them up is that Leo Pusateri over at Blogs For Bush has brought up a rather unpleasant subject:

Doctors are urging health regulators to consider allowing the "active euthanasia" of severely disabled newborn babies.

The Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecology has put forward the option of permitting mercy killings of the sickest infants to a review of medical ethics.

It says "active euthanasia" should be considered for the overall benefit of families who would otherwise suffer years of emotional and financial suffering.

Deliberate action to end infants' lives may also reduce the number of late abortions, since it would allow women the chance to decide whether their disabled child should live.

"A very disabled child can mean a disabled family. If life-shortening and deliberate interventions to kill infants were available, they might have an impact on obstetric decision-making," the college writes in a submission to the Nuffield Council on Bioethics.

In other words, these so-called doctors are calling for the murder of helpless infants.

It's kind of hard to stand up for the freedom of speech when that freedom is abused in order to call for the murder of the innocent.

We should also note the use of a qualifier as means of nullifying the meaning of a word. Thus the prefix "bio" is used to convert the field of ethics from a set of rules for living the Human mode of life into a set of excuses to destroy Human life.

I have to wonder if these so-called doctors are fully paid-up on their NSDAP dues.

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Question

Why do Leftists have such a problem with tyrannicide?

We must take into account the fact that the Left's ideal of society is one where the State controls all aspects of human life and where the refusal to submit to the will of the State is a punishable offense. Punishments which include the penalty of death.

In short, the Left seeks to establish a state of tyranny.

This may explain why they have a problem with those who practice tyrannicide.
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Thought for the Day

Having a Democrat whine about someone else engaged in the sexual abuse of others, being corrupt, or having a dictatorial lust for power, is like Larry Flynt complaining about someone else being obscene.

This thought for the day is brought to you by the number three and the Minbari letter "Tri."
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Mouth Dropping of the Day

The Bolshevik Broadcasting Collective brings us this bit of moral excrement:

The environmental costs of long-distance trade need to be properly taken into account... We must manage international trade in a way which is socially and environmentally sustainable, working towards global agreement on a raft of measures such as taxation on fuel and import tariffs designed to support home-grown businesses... This will help offset the environmental damage caused by ships like the Emma Maersk plying international waters filled with MP3 players and plastic toys.

-- Dr Caroline Lucas, Green Party MEP for South East England.

What, afraid that one of those container ships will bring in the rope that your ass will be hanged with?

Voluntary commerce is a distinctive part of the human mode of life. To oppose commerce is to oppose human life. And those who are part of the opposition to human life, which is an inherent part of being in a Green Party, are nothing less than enemies of Mankind.

And we have no obligation to debate the enemies of Mankind, our moral obligation is to identify them and destroy them. Totally.
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Thought for the Day

One thing we have to watch out for in the coming election is the old graveyard vote. While Chicago, Illinois is most noted for its army of dead voters, the state of Massachusetts has the fourth oldest group of dead voters thus possibly explaining the continued presence of such trash as Ted Kennedy and John Kerry in the U.S. Senate.

(Florida's earliest graveyard constituency only speaks Spanish and is therefore ineligible, the Jamestown colony in Virginia never developed into a big city, and North Carolina's first settlement simply disappeared.)

Of course with a written language and civil records being a requirement for the registration of undead voters, we in the United States can only take a distant second place to the Mexican Republic, whose civil societies predates the European presence on this continent by centuries.

The dominance of dead voters, including Aztec Emperors, in Mexico may explain the only recently broken dominance of the PRI (Institutional Revolutionary Party) in Mexican elections.

Well, that's my civics lesson for the day.

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Update at 1820 hrs CST:

MigueldowninMexico at Little Green Footballs has just informed me that Mexico uses a photo I.D. card system to prevent cheating in their elections.

When did they start doing that?

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Democrats Being Democrats

3 Wood at Lgf wrote:

Having grown up in Chicago, I see the resistance, mainly by the left to voter - ID's, as their fear that this would eliminate the Democratic Party machine tactic known as "vote early - vote often". With just a cards with printed names on them and very accomodating election judges, a group of people can travel from precinct to precinct all election day long and cast multiple votes under multiple names. And I'm not talking about things I've heard are done, I'm talking about things I've seen done with my own eyes. That is how the Chicago machine overcomes a strong downstate Republican vote almost every election. My parents, who were staunch party Democrats, used to brag about how they helped rig the vote in Chicago doing that.

I remember my dear late Mother being pissed the day somebody pulled some old ballot boxes out of Lake Michigan years ago when a pier was being replaced (which is where a lot of Nixon ballots apparently ended up on election night in 1960) cause she said they should have had sense enough to dump the stuff farther out where it would never be found. Boy were they unhappy when I grew up and became a conservative. I'm sort of the apostate in the family.

HeatherRadish at LGF wrote:

When my dad was in school in Chicago in 1976, he was offered $10 a precinct to ride one of those buses. He had 1.5 kids and my mom stayed home with us, but he didn't need the money that bad.

3 Wood wrote in reply to HeatherRadish:

Still goes on to this day. Drive by any precinct polling place in Chicago this election and you will see some smarmy looking guy with bad breath and 3 days beard growth standing on the public sidewalk just outside the door. That will be the ward-heeler. He will have a pocket full of voters cards ready to hand out anytime you need one to vote - Democratic of course. He will also be keeping track of who has shown up to vote so far and who has not. You can literally be walking by, a vistor from out of town, and they will shove a voter card into your hand and push you towards the door. But you never hear of this from the Chicago newspapers like the Sun Times and the Tribune.

My question is: CAn we now do away with the polite fiction that the Democratic Party is a legitimate political faction and start treating it like the gang of traitors and thieves that it really is?
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Thought for the Day

There has to be a God.

Without God there are no miracles.

Without miracles the Liberals could not get out of bed in the morning without seriously injuring themselves.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

John Bergstrom points out something that I didn't think about:

John has the kind of skewed view of things that we greatly admire.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.

(After eating a half-pound cheeseburger at Fuddrucker's, of course.)
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Think Of It As Idiocy In Action

Today is World Vegan Day.

It is an occasion when a bunch of basically stupid and useless folks can strut about and pretend to be morally superior to the rest of us. Actually they do it every day but today they get to be really hyper about it.

For example, did you know that humans use much less land and water if they eat crops directly rather than through the intermediary of an animal? This is because farmed animals consume much more protein than they produce: most of the protein from their vegetable feeds is used for the animals'’ bodily functions and not converted to meat, eggs or milk. More water and land is therefore needed to grow crops for farmed animals to eat, leading to deforestation, water scarcity, soil erosion and increased pesticide use.

Let's start with the fact that not all land used for pasture can be converted for grain or veggie production. Let's also note that a large part of what meat animals are fed, such as hay and shredded corn stalks, is waste material from food production for humans. The elimination of meat production would actually require an increase in the use of land for farming in order to make up for the deficit in food production.

In other words, the Vegan propagandists are engaging in mental inversion mode as usual.

And let's face it, a diet without meat is unbalanced. The vegans that I've met tend to resemble socialist labor camp inmates without the labor camp haircut. And they tend to do stupid things like voting for Democrats or neocommunist trash like the Green Party.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Thought for the Day

A man without a conscience is a hazard to human life and human society.

Case in point: George Soros.

Isn't that nice. Our own socialist party is being actively supported by an individual who actively collaborated with the German National Socialists during the Second World War.
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Something I Found

This is an in-joke. Right?

In the real world the Star Tribune is the socialist rag of the Twin Cities. I'm sorry to say that I actually used to deliver it after school when I was growing up. I deeply regret that.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Think Of It As Mysticism In Action

Or we could call it totally stupid.



Found online at Wicked Thoughts.
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Thought for the Day

A day without Socialism is like a day without starvation, slavery, and murder.
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And Now For Something Completely Different

Is Fidel Castro Ruz existentially challenged? Who really knows? But now we present...

The Dead Dictator Sketch!


The cast:

MR. RANGEL, A CONGRESSMAN
Charles Rangel, A Well Known Friend Of Fidel

DAN RATHER, A SHOP OWNER
Dan Rather, Another Well Known Friend Of Fidel


The sketch:


A customer enters a pet shop pushing a large leather chair with a dead Fidel Castro in it.

Mr. Rangel: Hello, I wish to register a complaint.

(Mr. Rather does not respond.)

Mr. Rangel: Hello, Miss?

Dan Rather: What do you mean "miss"?

Mr. Rangel: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Dan Rather: We're closing for lunch.

Mr. Rangel: Never mind that, sir. I wish to complain about this dictator which I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Dan Rather: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's, uh...What's wrong with him?

Mr. Rangel: I'll tell you what's wrong with him, sir. He's dead, that's what's wrong with him!

Dan Rather: No, no, he's uh,...he's resting.

Mr. Rangel: Look, sir, I know a dead dictator when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Dan Rather: No, no, he's not dead, he's, he's resting! Remarkable dictator, the Norwegian Blue, isn't, it? Beautiful beard!

Mr. Rangel: He doesn’t look the slightest bit Norwegian. He's stone dead.

Dan Rather: Nononono, no, no! He's resting!

Mr. Rangel: All right then, if he's resting, I'll wake him up! (shouting at the chair) 'Hello, Fidel! I've got a lovely fresh capitalist enterprise for you to confiscate on if you show...

(Dan Rather hits the chair)

Dan Rather: There, he moved!

Mr. Rangel: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the chair!

Dan Rather: I never!!

Mr. Rangel: Yes, you did!

Dan Rather: I never, never did anything...

Mr. Rangel: (yelling and hitting the chair repeatedly) HELLO FIDEL!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes Castro out of the chair and thumps his head on the counter. Stands him up and watches him fall to the floor.)

Mr. Rangel: Now that's what I call a dead dictator.

Dan Rather: No, no.....No, he's stunned!

Mr. Rangel: STUNNED?!?

Dan Rather: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was waking up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, sir.

Mr. Rangel: Um...now look...now look, sir, I've definitely had enough of this. That dictator is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out following a prolonged speech.

Dan Rather: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

Mr. Rangel: PINING for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got him home?

Dan Rather: The Norwegian Blue prefers keeping on it's back! Remarkable dictator, isn’t he, sir? Lovely beard!

Mr. Rangel: Look, I took the liberty of examining that dictator when I got him home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting in his chair in the first place was that he had been NAILED there.

(pause)

Dan Rather: Well, of course he was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed him down, he would have stood up and gone VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

Mr. Rangel: "VOOM"?!? Sir, this man wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through him! He's fucking demised!

Dan Rather: No, no! He's pining!

Mr. Rangel: He's not pining! He’s passed on! This dictator is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the chair he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, He’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the fucking choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-Dictator!!

(pause)

Dan Rather: Well, I'd better replace him, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry sir, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of dictators.

Mr. Rangel: I see. I see, I get the picture.

Dan Rather: I got a slug.

(pause)

Mr. Rangel: Tell me, does it talk?

Dan Rather: Nnnnot really.

Mr. Rangel: WELL IT'S HARDLY A FUCKING REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

Dan Rather: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)

Mr. Rangel: Well?

Dan Rather: It leaves a trail of blood.

Mr. Rangel: Yeah, all right.

Meanwhile in Comic Strip Land

The pathetic attempt to frighten Fred MacIntire continues here and here.

"This is it? You're tellin' me Satan seduces the youth with dark rooms full of shiny stuff and the sound 'dook-dook' repeatin' over speakers? When did Satan get so into ferrets?"

I used to share a house with some folks who were obsessed about having pets, including ferrets.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Bumper Sticker of the Day

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Advice

On how to perform a difficult apology:

Shout the apology at a dead run, and retreat under covering fire provided by troops loyal only to you.

This bit of friendly advice to brought to you by Schlock Mercenary.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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So What Else Is New?

The limousine liberals, a bunch of folks who haven't quite grasped the fact that Karl Marx was full of it, are calling for a riot when their efforts to regain power over us fail.

That's right, they will take by force that which they could now obtain by consent. Or at least they will try.

After all, even without the armed forces and the constabulary in the mix, we on the Right still outgun, and out-martial-knowledge, the Left in all of its manefestations.

I'd say bring it on but I haven't been doing as much target practice as I should.

I also should load a few mags with gloves on. Wouldn't want to leave fingerprints on any spent casings at the scene of any incidents.
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These Are Some Of My Favorite Things

One of my favorite online comics pages is SOMETHING POSITIVE.

In the current story a bunch of snot-nosed punks are going to make a pathetic attempt to scare old Fred MacIntire.

Little do they know that Fred once accidently made a human sacrifice to C'Thulhu.
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And Now For Something Completely Different

From the planet Sauron, where too much Nietzsche is not enough, comes The Nietzsche Family Circus:



Okay, I was kidding about the planet Sauron. The hat tip goes to the Nihilist in Golf Pants.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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A Fact.

I like to read SOMETHING POSITIVE.
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John Bergstrom Doesn't Play Well With Others

John Bergstrom (aka Varmint) had this to say about the Air America Radio Pravda bankruptcy:

one of the local basket case hippys was bragging about his new job at the Los Angeles Air-America station.I figured out that it was some sort of volunteer-intern-flunky position. But, still, a step up in the world for him.

I considered telling him about the bankruptcy. But, why crush his dreams? I told him that the company had a bright future. And advised that he should consider taking out a huge home loan based on the income he was sure to get, eventualy.

If I ever meet Varmint I'm going to have to do the "we're not worthy" thing.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Idiots of the Day

I shouldn't have to explain this one, right?

Brought to us today by Tim Blair.
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Thought for the Day

Linda Hamilton with an AK-47.

(Now let us NOT have any whining about the absence of a photograph.)
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A Question

Peggy Noonan asks:

Conservatives these days are asking themselves very many questions, but I wonder if the left could tolerate asking itself even a few. Such as: Why are we producing so many adherents who defy the old liberal virtues of free and open inquiry, free and open speech? Why are we producing so many bullies? And dim dullard ones, at that.

A short answer is, because when you peel away the layers of excuses that pass as an ideology on the Left what remains is the old stone age notion of beating up other people and taking their stuff.

And when is the core value of a political faction is savagery then it should be no surprise that they will ultimately behave like savages.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?

(Hat Tip to Tom Elia at The New Editor.)
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Something I Found

The sad end of the HMS Vengeance/Minas Gerais at Alang, India.

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Meanwhile...Across The Ocean

More victims of the false god Allah:

In an horrific incident of Christian persecution on September 1, some unidentified militants slew two children of a missionary couple who is working with At Any Cost Jesus Mission, a underground ministry evangelizing to the Muslim nations.

A press release sent via e-mail to ANS by Any Cost Jesus Mission said that the assailants torched the dead bodies of teenaged children Shalom, 15 and Sharon 14 after murdering them brutally in the northern district of Pakistan.

The teenaged victims according to the press release were secondary school students.

“Shalom and Sharon were kidnapped along with their missionary parents and two other younger sisters 10 days before the murder. The militants asked them to convert to Islam but they refused,” said the press release.

“So the militants killed Shalom first. Then they raped the girl and cut one of her breasts in front of her parents. She too died”, the press release quoted another underground missionary, Habel who it said broke the news to Any Cost Jesus Mission from a hidden place.

Victims denounced by the left in...

If something like had occurred in the time of the British Rule over this area the animals who did this would have been hunted down and killed. Because that is what a true civilization did to those who chose to act like subhuman animals.

Pakistan is now under the rule of savages.

Savages who now possess nuclear weapons.
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Idiot of the Day

Some folks just refuse to get it.

Hat Tip to Zoe Brain.
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And Now For Something Completely Different

Space Is Fun.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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In Other News

According to the AP:

North Korea said Monday it has performed its first-ever nuclear weapons test. The country's official Korean Central News Agency said the test was performed successfully and there was no radioactive leakage from the site.

"The nuclear test is a historic event that brought happiness to the our military and people," KCNA said.

These people have no clue.

Welcome to the Nuclear Club assholes! Now we can nuke your ass straight to Hell!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Second thought, a few minutes later:

Of course they could be lying as commies usually do.
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Third thought:

Apparently, they did set one off.

As I said:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Thought for the Day

Perhaps I'm a bit old fashioned, but shouldn't a sex scandal actually involve the act of sex?
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And Now For Something Completely Different

I have replicated my old Joke Warfare page over at My Own Private Universe.
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A New Blog!

A new age of hope and spiritual growth...et cetera...and I'm still here, for my sins.

(Guess which BBC miniseries THAT line came from.)

So anyway, I've started a new blog to serve what I call the Private Universe Project II. This will be a realm for running adventures and naval battles with the Classic Traveller rules.

That is all.

(My Winamp player is randomly playing Suicide Is Painless.)
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Over at The People's Cube:



Coming soon: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Mass Murder!
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

John Bergstrom has something to say about former Representative Foley:



Dude... share the love the guns.
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Blast From The Past

I posted this over at ATTACK CARTOONS in response to a particularly dense lefty:

I wrote this in response to another Leftist asshole a couple of years ago, the asshole refused to get it and apparently launched a DOS attack on my website, I still stand by it:

I’ll start with a parable:

A small town was once attacked by a pack of wolves. Some of the inhabitants - - men, women, and children - - were maimed and killed by the wolves.

The men of the town armed themselves and tracked the wolf pack back to its lair and proceeded to kill every member of the pack. And when the guns fell silent the only sound was a wimper emanating from a hollow beneath a tree stump.

In the hollow was a newborn wolf cub. One of the men, a bald fellow who wore glasses and a old black field jacket, shot the wolf cub with his rifle.

Another man asked the bald guy, “it didn’t harm anyone, why did you kill it?”

“It’s a fucking wolf,” the bald guy replied.


A bit over thirteen years ago a small community in Texas was attacked by two packs of predatory animals.

The first pack was a federal agency whose functions were in part a deliberate and explicit violation of the charter and supreme law under which the Federal Government was established.

Even under regulations in effect at the time, the BATF could have sent a couple of agents in coats and ties in a plain government issue sedan to the Branch Davidian residence and asked the federally licenced firearms dealer living there to open his place of business and records to examination. Or if they needed to place the leader of the congregation under arrest they could have taken him into custody while he was out on his morning run. Given Mr. Koresh’s past history of cooperation with local law enforcement they could have simply asked him to come down to the local sheriff’s station.

The BATF did none of the above.

Instead the BATF attempted to stage a military-style assault, code-named Operation
Showtime, in order to impart a positive impression of the agency upon the socialist filth that had just moved into the White House. Never mind all the innocent women and children who could have been maimed or killed during the raid.

After the BATF goons were driven off another pack of predators, the so-called Hostage Rescue Team of the FBI, descended upon the Branch Davidians.

If it had been necessary to take the Branch Davidian residence by force a trainee platoon from the Benning School for Boys could, in accordance to their training, have entered the building and taken down any armed individuals without deliberately harming the non-combatants. Instead, the HRT, the alleged experts in hostage rescue, proceeded to terrorize the people within the residence. And when the Branch Davidians refused to surrender, they were exterminated by the HRT.

The HRT used some armored vehicles to destroy the exits from the building and to allow the ambient wind to blow through the structure while other armored vehicles injected CS gas, known to be inflammable and toxic to children and elderly persons, into the wooden structure.

And then the HRT fired incendiary devices into the building.

While the Branch Davidian residence burned to the ground on live television, HRT gunmen stationed behind the building out of sight of the TV cameras shot anyone who attempted to escape the fire from the rear of the building.

The Democrat majority in both houses of Congress were not the slightest bit appalled by the atrocity, instead of condemning the president for his actions and initiating the process of impeaching and removing President Clinton, they chose instead to condemn the victims and those who dared to speak up for them.

Given the choice of obeying the supreme law or violating the law, they chose to violate the law.

Given the choice of preserving innocent life or destroying it, they chose to destroy innocent life.

President Clinton and the Democratic Party could have obeyed the Constitution, the Supreme Law to which the President, the Congress, and the Federal Government in general were subject and stopped the terrorization and murder of the Branch Davidians, but instead chose to violate the Supreme Law.

And like a number of illiterate barbarian chieftains before him, President Clinton and his party used the murder of the Branch Davidians to demonstrate to the rest of us what would happen to anyone who refused to submit to their will. Instead of standing up for the rights and lives of Americans they chose instead to terrorize and murder Americans.

Since then the name “democrat” has become in my mind synonymous with the concept
“murderer.” If there is one complaint I have about President Bush it is that he has done nothing to bring the perpetrators of this atrocity to justice.

Nothing. At. All.

If I have a question for the Anonymous poster it is this: What is it like to not have a human soul?

What is it like to just be another fucking predatory animal?

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

The Guru, God rest his soul, brought us this:

"As to the abuses I meet with, I number them among my honors. One cannot behave so as to obtain the esteem of the wise and the good without drawing on oneself at the same time the envy and malice of the foolish and wicked, and the latter is testimony of the former. The best men have always had their share of this treatment, and the more of it in proportion to their different and greater degree of merit. A man, therefore, has some reason to be ashamed of himself when he meets with none of it."

-- Benjamin Franklin, 1767

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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

It is interesting to note that while a lot of people in the world are asking the pope to apologise for his speech, I have never heard a Muslim say sorry for having conquered Spain and occupying it for eight centuries.

-- Jose Maria Aznar, Former President (Prime Minister)of Spain

Hat Tip to Dr. Ray.
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."

-- Sigmund Freud

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Sad News

Lieutenant Colonel Jeff Cooper, USMC Retired, has died.

JEFF COOPER
10 MAY 1920 - 25 SEPTEMBER 2006
RIP

At the request of the family it is our sad duty to report the passing of Jeff Cooper on the afternoon of September 25, 2006. Jeff died peacefully at home while being cared for by his wife Janelle and daughter Lindy.

There will be a private internment at Gunsite by invitation, with a public memorial service at the Whittington Center at a date to be announced. Our thoughts and prayers are with the family.

SHOOT STRAIGHT

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Think Of It As Socialism In Action

Today in Frontpage Magazine:

The mother of human rights activist Werner Fischer informed on him for four years and received a medal for her “service.”

In other words, it was Socialism as usual.

To the Socialist, or the adherent of any other parasitic ideology, Individual Liberty is toxic and power over is others is necessary to sustain their own basically worthless lives.

That's right boys and girls. For the Left, Freedom is Death, and Power is Life.

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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.

-- G'Quan, Fictional Prophet.

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The More Things Change...

...the more they stay the same.



Mass-murdering psychopaths think alike.

So what is the difference between a Christian Martyr and an Islamic Martyr?

The Christian Martyr dies while defending the innocent, the Islamic Martyr dies while murdering the innocent.

Suicide bombers are a great means to slaughter helpless civilians but they are not a terribly effective means to deal with armed forces that were trained and kitted out to fight a world war.

And if those depraved idiots keep it up, they'll get a world war too.

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Behold!

The Superior Intellects!



So anyway, I'm sitting down for breakfast at the McDonald's on Friday morning and sitting at a nearby booth are two old farts (Oh! The sacred Elders, upon whom we are compelled to make sacrifice of hard earned income!) parroting the party line on how President Bush is a moron.

Disgusted, I took myself and my tray to another booth further away from those two dolts.

So much for Minnesota Nice...

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Meanwhile in Comic Strip Land

Today's episode of Day by Day, by Chris Muir:



Even Bill Clinton doesn't have proper televangelist hair.

Of course it would be nice if God Lucifer would call Comrade Chavez home.

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Blast From The Past

This was originally posted on a site that no longer exists except in the Internet Archive:

Daily Affirmations for your Inner Pirate
Once you've gotten in touch with your inner pirate, the job is not over. Remember to consult the Affirmations for your Inner Pirate:

Stuart Smalley's Daily Affirmations for the Inner Pirate

Monday:
"I'm going to rape and pillage today just for the heck of it because, gosh darn it, I deserve to have a good time."

Tuesday:
"I am not a fraud, a thief yes, but not a fraud."

Wednesday:
"I deserve all the loot and booty I can carry without feeling ashamed or being grandiose."

Thursday:
"I will express my feelings today. I will not hide them behind my eyepatch. My eyepatch is not a mask for my feelings, but rather a small swatch of leather that covers a hideous scar."

Friday:
"When I overtake that merchants vessel, I will not be playing those parent tapes in my head: "You wield a cutlass like a girl" . . . "Why can't you be more like Blackbeard's son?" . . . "Philosophy? What kind of major is that? It's useless!"

Saturday:
"Just because I indulge in wine and wenches does not mean I'm an alcoholic sex-addict like my father."

Sunday:
"If I must violently put down a mutiny today, it is not because I am a bad person or that I am not worthy of love; it is because my crew are a bunch of yellow-bellied, lily-livered sons-of-whores--and I am mean enough, ruthless enough, and dog gone it, people fear me."

transcribed by James R. Torrence

Arrrrrr...
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

I found this over at Little Green Footballs:

A father is walking with his son around the year 2032 in lower Manhattan. As they explore the area the father explains to his son about the grandeur of the buildings and take on the sites. Suddenly they come to a beautiful park and plaza.

The son is so excited at the beautiful park and monuments and asks his Dad: "What are these monuments for?"

The father replies: "This park is dedicated to honour the Twin Towers and the memory of the people of New York."

"What are the Twin Towers?" asks the son.

Dad replies: "They were two very large 110 story buildings which stood here nearly 30 years until Arab Terrorists destroyed them."

"Dad, what is an arab?"

Thanks, Marsl!

The next comment was interesting too:

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."

"Which one?'" Mahmoud Ahmadinejad asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."

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And Now...

Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Arrrrrr...
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Mr. E. Train over at Little Green Footballs had this to say on the subject of the Global Jihad:

Never bring a cowardly suicide bomber to a world war son.

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Rant of the Day

Published today in the St. Paul Pioneer Press:

BISMARCK, N.D. (AP) _ Three peace activists accused of vandalizing a Minuteman III missile silo site near Garrison have been convicted by a federal jury of destroying government property.

Greg Boertje-Obed, 51, and Michael Walli, 57, both of Duluth, Minn., and Carl Kabat, 72, of St. Louis, admitted during the course of a two-day trial to dressing up as clowns, breaking into the missile silo site June 20, spray-painting messages and splattering blood, and pounding on the lid of the underground silo with hammers.

The jury deliberated only about 1 1/2 hours Thursday before convicting the men.

The three men, members of the Wisconsin-based group Nukewatch, showed little reaction when the verdict was read. They each face up to 10 years in prison and $250,000 in fines.

U.S. District Judge Daniel Hovland ordered the men jailed until their sentencing Dec. 4, after they said they would not cooperate with the rules of a halfway house.

This is not funny nor is it in any other way entertaining.

Had someone attempted to perform the identical act to a Missile Silo of the Strategic Rocket Forces of the Soviet Army back during the Cold War they would have been taken out and shot. One round in the back of the head in the Soviet style.

If only the United States Federal Government were allowed to do the same.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Clare Hochhalter said after the trial that he respected the right of the defendants to express their beliefs, but only "within the bounds of the law." Prosecutors said the men did more than $14,000 worth of damage.

The defendants did not deny the government's allegations. They instead implored the jurors to, as Kabat said in his closing statement, "be the conscience of the community here, the state and the country." Some supporters of the defendants held banners outside the courthouse.

"Our action was for the sake of children's futures," Boertje-Obed said.

Kabat said the men dressed in clown suits during the incident because they were being "fools for God and humanity."

It would be far more accurate to label them as raving lunatics who willfully serve the enemies of God and Humanity.

They attempted to deprive us of the means to strike at those nation-states that are depraved enough to strike at us, and to subjugate and murder us.

The fact of the matter is that the self-described "Peace Activist" does not act out of conscience but out of a fraudulent desire to pose as a morally superior being without any regard for the millions of innocents that they condemn to death and servitude. A "Peace Activist" is a willing accessory to the acts of mass slavery and mass murders committed by the various adherents of toxic ideologies such as Socialism and Islam. And killing a "Peace Activist" is not an act of murder, it is in effect the putting down of a diseased animal which is a demonstrated hazard to innocent Human Life.

Being raped in prison and contracting HIV as a result may serve as a reasonable substitute for a proper death sentence.

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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Kim Du Toit on the Right versus Left meanings of the concept of Patriotism:

To make this as succinct as possible:

Our patria is America; your patria is Europe.

But most importantly:

Our patria is the longest-lasting political institution of its kind ever attempted by mankind; your patria has failed miserably in every place ever attempted.

Read the whole piece here.

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Mumble for the Day

Socialism!

Socialism!

Blah! Blah! Blah!


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Just A Reminder

From Cox and Forkum.

And here is another thousand words on the subject:



There are those who in their irrational hatred of civilization or an irrational hatred of President Bush have denied the fact that the terrorist acts of September 11, 2001 were commited by the adherents of a fundamentally evil death cult and have instead put forth the utterly bogus claim that the Bush Administration had performed the deed. Those persons who have done so are now willing servants of the Enemies of Mankind, and like those they serve should also be dealt with as wolves are.
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So Anyway

There is another reason to make fun of the state of Wisconsin: Necrophilia is still legal, for the moment.
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Rant of the Day

Mark Urbin has linked to a story about an anti-gun group that goes about claiming that the act of self-defense is really the act of murder.

"It's Not a Movie. It's the Law," says the Web site. "The NRA is working to pass a law that makes murder legal in the United States. It's been called the 'Shoot First,' 'Make My Day,' or 'Deadly Force' law, but call it what you want, it's a License to Murder. ... One killer has already been set free, and other criminals and their lawyers are already drooling at the thought of using the NRA's 'Shoot First' law as a legal defense."

At the risk of belaboring the obvious, these are lies. Shooting in self-defense is not "murder."

And war is not peace, freedom is not slavery, ignorance is not strength, and consensual sex is not rape.

But to accept reality as being real would not allow some folks to pretend that they are some manner of superior person. Especially when they are doing something that is totally depraved.

I think some folks feel a need to achieve, but since they are not the creative or productive kind of person they must then resort to destruction in the place of positive achievement. Thus the need to denigrate their victims, those persons, groups, or nations who are actually good.

For the advocates of "gun control" it means calling someone who shoots in self-defense a murderer. For Mullahs, Marxists, and National Socialists it means the total dehumanization of the victims prior to murdering them.

And then there are the idiots who believe in the Plastic Turkey of Baghdad...

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So Anyway

Speaking of depraved trash, I hit Blogs For Bush immediately after coming home from work and saw the link to this:

The right-wingers who think nothing but the worst of Cindy Sheehan probably won't change their minds after reading Peace Mom. In the book, which hits bookstores September 19, the antiwar icon admits she has fantasized about going back in time and killing the infant George W. Bush, thereby preventing the Iraq War.

And Powerline has linkage to this:

Capital punishment? I think that if, if I've got to find that guy in Spain who indicted Pinochet and get him for war crimes, and I get him to do the same thing for Bush. And in that case, I would be for capital punishment.

What we have here is the demand that an elected public official is to be murdered for performing his duty to the best of his ability.

Is it any wonder now that every time I see a BDS bumper sticker the word "murderer" pops into my head?

But why should I stop there?

The purpose of government in a civilized nation, for which the above-linked trash have condemned President Bush to death, is to protect the Life, Liberty, and Property of the citizens and legal resident of that nation. Which in the case of the United States of America would include myself. So the above-mentioned depraved mouth droppings are not only an incitement to murder President Bush, they are a denial of the Rights of Life, Liberty, and Property of all citizens and legal residents of the United States, including myself. They a voice of approval to the enslavement and murder of all citizens of the United States, including myself.

The unavoidable fact of reality is that the self-styled "peace activist" is not a morally superior being, he or she is a willing accomplice to conquest, slavery, and mass murder. They are an active hazard to human life. Or in an ancient tongue: hostis humani generis, an enemy of mankind in general.

In my view killing a so-called peace activist is not an act of murder. It is a morally necessary homicide carried out in defense of self, of one's family, of one's nation, and of Humanity in General.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Today in Pizzaland

Often I will bitch and moan about some idiot riding his or her bicycle in the street instead of on the off-street bike path provided by the City of Minneapolis. But today as I was stopped in the southbound lane of Minnehaha Avenue some idiot in a Saturn with a Howard Dean sticker on their car passed to the right of me in the on-street bicycle lane.

My lack of God, what a fucking idiot.
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Solution

Folks in the Democratic Party do not want to be described as unpatriotic.

Fine. I won't do that.

I will simply call them the Party of Treason.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Rant of the Day

Les will now repeat himself.

To the Superior Beings, the adherents of predator ideologies such as Islam, Marxism, and National Socialism, and to the common criminal, ordinary people are either tools to be used by the Superior Beings, or the ordinary person is trash to be disposed of.

To the Superior Beings, justice consists of getting away with it. And injustice is being held accountable for their crimes against ordinary people or against humanity as a whole.

To the Superior Beings, good is total submission to its will. And evil is the slightest sign of disobedience or outright rebellion. Absolute evil is active deadly force resistance to the will of the Superior Being.

I believe that it is not possible to negotiate with Superior Beings and that violence is only morally effective way to deal with the Superior Beings.

I also believe that those who condemn the use of force in the suppression or destruction of these predators have chosen to become part of the problem and that they should be included in the solution.

As you can see I have absolutely no use whatsoever for the Superior Beings.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Mark Noonan over at Blogs For Bush wrote:

It has long been said that power corrupts - I disagree: it is the lust for power which corrupts. A good and honorable man in a position of power will remain a good and honorable man...but a person who's whole being is consumed with a desire for power will stop at nothing to gain power - and such people are invariably dishonest, cowardly and cruel...in short, such people are John Kerry, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi.

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Just A Reminder

Anti-Strib reminds us that today is the second anniversary of the Beslan Massacre.

Here is another reminder.

But then what should one expect of the followers of a dark-age pedophile-rapist, robber, and murderer?

If something like this were to occur in the United States we should expect the gloves to come off with regard to Muslims and their Liberal enablers.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?


Update at 1940 CDT:

Michelle Malkin on the Beslan Massacre.


Update at 1950 CDT:

Charles Johnson, our Lizardroid Master, has put up some photos on Little Green Footballs.

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Say It Out Loud!

At last! A theme song for the "reality based" community!

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And Now For Something Completely Different

Dance with Laibach and the SOVIET KITTENS!

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A Suggestion

READ THIS ESSAY!!!

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With a hat tip to Tim Blair:

PLAYWRIGHT Harold Pinter revealed yesterday that he has given up writing altogether.

And how is this a problem?

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Quote of the Day

Arab terrorism isn't about redressing wrongs. It's about revenge on a successful civilization that left the dungeon-cultures of the Middle East in the dust.

-- Ralph Peters

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So Anyway

Still here.

It may be that the Iranian threat to start the apocalypse may have been the usual emission of hot air that we should have expected from the totalitarian filth presently running the former Imperium Persia into the cesspit.

Or the bomb may not have detonated.

I can understand if they can't master the technique of constructing a functional plutonium device. But if reports were accurate they were supposed to be building an enriched uranium bomb.

How could they screw that up? It's a simple device, two subcritical masses brought together with an explosive charge. Is that too complicated for them?

And the 22nd of August would have been a perfect day to set one off too.

A terrorist nuke could have been stashed in a vehicle parked in the lot of the convenience store at the corner of 34th Avenue and 58th Street in South Minneapolis. From this spot the device would have taken out the Air Force Reserve base where Air Force One was parked, killing President Bush. The fallout from this device would have contaminated the Mississippi River downstream of Minneapolis. Any city downstream that used the river as their source of drinking water would be in serious trouble. It is also likely that any barges and towboats that were already in the contaminated water of the Mississippi would not be allowed in the uncontaminated tributaries such as the Ohio and Missouri rivers.

The device would have also flattened the delivery area of the Pizza Hut where I work which would very likely kill me in the process.

Of course if I survived the attack through the performance of a delivery up near Lake Street I would be out of a job.

And I would not be happy about that.

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So Anyway

Some bloody asshole wrote:

Well, President Bush will be here on Tuesday to raise money for homophobes,

I simply cannot see why President Bush would want to raise money for folks with an irrational fear of human beings.

What?

Oh yes, the bloody asshole really meant that the President (one who was actually elected, not Comrade Bore) is doing a fundraiser for a Republican candidate for the House of Representatives. Which is to say someone who can reasonably expected to represent citizens who find a certain kind of sexual deviancy to be disgusting and contemptible.

Let's face it, even without the risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases the practice of anal sodomy is filthy and damaging to the body, and thus not rational.

In practical terms, those who practice anal sodomy are fucking stupid.

Of course those who engage in the kind of mental inversion that treats the practice of sodomy not as an exercise in applied idiocy, but as a positive virtue will generally tend to do other stupid things, such as vote for Democrats.

In reality the practicing homosexual is not an affirmatively special person, he is in practice a fucking idiot, and it is not the least bit surprising that rational parents will make the effort to shield their children from them.

On a positive note, I have found that presidential visits to the Twin Cities area usually bring about an increase in delivery orders for pizza. So I expect to have a good day tomorrow. (Assuming of course the the fucking Iranians don't set off a crude fission bomb near the airport in an attempt to assassinate the president.)

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Um... Right...

Osama Bin Laden is into crackheads, specifically Whitney Houston:

Boof says bin Laden couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."

I suppose it beats being anally raped by demons in Hell.

For Osama that is.

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HT: The Corner at NRO.
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Had To Post Something

The lack of a bass player is the least of this garage band's problems.

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A Question

Why should our enemies fear us when we won't even prosecute our own traitors?
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This Is Surreal

From The American Thinker:

As Clinton Paraphernalia has been an industry leader since first appearing on the market in 1991, its aggressive husband and wife executive management team have shown that they are willing to do absolutely anything to assure their success.

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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Val Prieto has a message for Fidel Castro on the dictator's 80th birthday:

Fuck off and die already, you piece of shit.

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Quote of the Day

Zombie at Zombietime (via LGF) has about a thousand words on the mental and intellectual state of the Left:



Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what a lifetime of Marxist indoctrination can do to you!

Let's blank out the distinction between the SS and the IDF.

Let's blank out the distinction between aggression and defense.

Let's blank out the distinction between murderers and protectors.

Let's blank out the distinction between reality and paranoid fantasy.

Let's blank out the distinction between Good and Evil.

Better yet, let us not do that.

What can I say about the Barking Moonbat depicted above?

My lack of God, what a fucking idiot. This bozoid is a hazard to himself and Human Life in General.

Reality is real, regardless of what anyone chooses to feel about it. Those who stand up in support of nihilistic mass murdering psychopath gangs such as Hezbollah or the National Socialist German Workers Party are accessories after the fact to their crimes and should be dealt with as such.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Quote of the Day

Ari Shavit at the Haaretz.com wrote:

Chutzpah has its limits. You cannot lead an entire nation to war promising victory, produce humiliating defeat and remain in power. You cannot bury 120 Israelis in cemeteries, keep a million Israelis in shelters for a month, wear down deterrent power, bring the next war very close, and then say - oops, I made a mistake.

Must I state the painfully obvious?

The fight for Human Life is a fight to the death.

And when I say Human Life I do not mean a mere physical existence. I mean life as a rational person who is fully in charge of his or her own life. Life as a slave, to exist as hominid livestock to be used by self-appointed superior beings, is valueless. And contrary to the feelings of pacifists, peace for a slave is an abomination.

(I could go on about what I really think of peace activists but I'll keep it short by paraphrasing Keith Richards: I don't have a problem with shooting peace activists, I only have a problem with the police.)

Hezbollah exists for a single purpose, to commit mass murder. It has no rights. It cannot be negotiated with. It can only be destroyed, it must be totally erased from the face of the Earth.

Hezbollah are nothing more than vermin fit only for extermination. There is simply no other morally valid alternative.

We must remember that government is force. It should exist solely to protect the Life, Liberty, and Property of the citizens and legal residents of the nation. Government is not a platform for someone to strut about and feel good about themselves. And anyone who cannot make the effort to permanently eliminate the voluntary walking hazards to Human Life has no business standing for ANY public office. None whatsoever.

We can only hope that Prime Minister Olmert steps aside as soon as possible, and that Hezbollah violates the truce so that the Israel Defense Forces can go ahead and finish the necessary task at hand.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?


A hat tip to His Imperial Majesty, Darth Misha I

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Oh Really?

Over at The American Thinker we discover that:

Castro has managed to create a financial sinkhole. Castro owes US$36 billion in hard currency to global creditors. The entire annual GDP of Cuba is generously estimated to be US$16 billion. That makes Cuba’s debt ratio a massive 225% of GDP!

Now who in Hell was stupid enough to loan money to a Communist Dictatorship?

For that matter, who in Hell was depraved enough to believe that they could collect interest off of the products of slave labor?

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Just Memories

I remember that when Joe Lieberman was originally elected to the U.S. Senate he had been endorsed by William F. Buckley in the National Review (I was a subscriber at the time) over the paricularly vile RINO holding the seat at the time.

Joe got 48% of the vote in a closed (registered Democrats only) primary and he should win reelection as an independent. Republicans and independents are, contrary to the wishes of the Krazy-Kos-Kiddies, allowed to vote in the general election. And I wouldn't be surprised if some folks suddenly have second thoughts about voting for the rich retty-boy candidate that is backed by openly antisemitic Kos and his trust-fund-kiddy followers.

Of course I zink Kos und hiz Kiddiez should ve taken to ze river at dawn.

Vhat?

Oh, just memories...
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Quote of the Day

James Lileks on Fidel Castro:

"Eventually it will come down to this ... History will note that the people in the American jails at the tip of this island ate better than the average Cuban."

El Numero Uno should be appearing a on a milk carton ... shortly ...
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Happy Nagasaki Day.

Today we have another thousand words on the future of Islam:



What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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That's Interesting

There is a movie which has a scene where a character played by Yoko Ono was run over by a car.

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Rant for the Day

For those of you who are reading this blog for the first time my name is Les and I deliver pizza for a living.

As a rule I try to perform my delivery runs as quickly as possible, this does not necessarily mean that I take the physically shortest route but instead I usually use a route that has the least amount of interruptions, such as stop signs and traffic lights. The route I like to use to reach the northeastern edge of the delivery area is the West River Road on eastern edge of South Minneapolis. This road runs alongside the Mississippi River and has only one stop sign between Lake Street and 46th Avenue.

There is one problem with this route.

It is the assholes on bicycles.

Never mind the fact that the park board has thoughtfully provided separate bicycle paths off of the automotive traffic lanes. These assholes are a bunch of superior beings who have to ride their bicycles in the auto traffic lanes. Often they will ride side by side if they ride in groups of two or more, making it more difficult for automotive traffic to safely pass them. (Another sign of their superior being status are imitations of bicycle racing team uniforms that many of them wear. (Ayn Rand had a special term for such folks...but that's another story.))

Some of these superior beings will even ride their bicycles on below-zero (on the Fahrenheit scale) days in January in order to generate that warm-fuzzy feeling that comes from not using fossil fuel propulsion systems. (Never mind the fossil fuels that had to be used in the process of creating their sacred two-wheel transportation system.)

So anyway, around 5 PM today one of these superior beings got himself killed by a component of the local mass transit system.

Of course in order for this mishap to happen several things had to first occur. The first being the construction of the Light Rail Transit system by our glorious (and unelected) Metropolitan Council. The Light Rail Transit system, being far more expensive than simply building decent roads and buying new cars for the poor, serves primarily as a monument to the power of socialist planners and the local pork barrel politicians. Its secondary function is, of course, to oppress those freethinking souls who still insist on using private automobiles instead of joining the hominid herd riding on (what I privately call) the socialist toy train set.

How does this oppression occur?

It starts in the design and construction phases when, instead of building it above or below street level, the bulk of the trackage is laid at ground level to maximize interference with ground traffic. (There are also three bridges and one underpass across local freeways, a bridge across Lake Street, and a tunnel under the airport. There apparently are some limits to allowable interference.)

At all ground level crossings outside of Downtown Minneapolis there is a standard set of railroad crossing lights and alarms, and a set of safety arms that lowers in order to block the path of oncoming traffic. The operators of the trains will also blow the standard railroad horn that is mounted on their trains in order to warn of their approach to every intersection.

It was, of course, all of this light and noise, the clamorous warnings and physical barriers created for his benefit, that the aforementioned superior being on two wheels had to willfully ignore and evade in order to get himself splattered all over the tracks.

My lack of God, what a fucking idiot.

Perhaps we should just think of it as evolution is action.
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Thought for the Day

Here's a thousand words on the future of Islam:



Either Islam dies or Humanity dies.

Happy Hiroshima Day!
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Behold!

Morons with more money than brains.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Just A Reminder

This is what happens when barbarians take over a civilized nation.

I think I will disobey my doctor and have a beer when that long-winded murderer finally enters Hell.

Meanwhile, over at ATTACK CARTOONS:

FIDEL: I'm not dead!
MEDIA: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
RAUL: Yes, he is.
FIDEL: I'm not!
MEDIA: He isn't?
RAUL: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
FIDEL: I'm getting better!
RAUL: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
FIDEL: I feel happy!

We should hear a "thunk" pretty soon. Right?

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Busted Thought Process

There are those who believe something so strongly that the belief utterly warps their perception of reality, for example, the creator of this abomination which is now being shown at the Display of Depravity:


What does the boizoid in question have to say for himself and his creation?

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006--- A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.


Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton "with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening."..

Hillary has no sexual power to speak of. It's the death squads that normally accompany the rise to power of such Marxist trash that rational people usually come to fear.

Ever heard of the Waco Massacre, asshole?

It was a demonstration on the part of Clinton I (a.k.a. Big Bubba) of the existence of the means to carry out Marxist style state terror and the existence of the will to use it.

Of course some folks don't care about socialist bodycounts. In their minds the rest of us simply exist as tools for their use and anyone who refuses to be a slave is just trash to disposed of. (110 million dead just isn't enough.) So what if their candidate for president is a Stalin-wanna-be? All that matters is that they will feel good about electing the first alledgedly female president.

Of course, I have my own idea of how Hillary's reign will end:

Ian saw that the old bakery building at 22nd Avenue and Washington Street was boarded up again, another attempt to redevelop the property without demolishing the original single storey brick structure had failed.

Plastered all over the structure were posters showing a black and white photograph of a sixty-ish woman, with short fake blonde hair, a standard nine-millimeter service pistol was aimed at her head. The hammer of the pistol in the photograph was blurred as though it were falling on the firing pin.

Over the photograph on the poster in all capital letters was the one word, REMEMBER.

"I'm sorry sir," said the Chief as he pointed to the posters, "but I'm not fully familiar with that bit of Terran history."

"Well," Ian replied, "That's Saint Hillary, a martyr for the holy cause of Democracy. She was just a stupid old bitch who believed that being democratically elected somehow constituted an excuse for abusive and destructive behavior."

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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