On January 27, 1986 the space shuttle Challenger was accidentally destroyed during launch with all seven persons aboard.
Also on this day the Church of Scientology made their official
announcement that L. Ron Hubbard had died. In doing so they put forth a
nonsense story that their founder had dropped his body and no mention
was made of the fact that he'd suffered a stroke a week before.* The
true believers were then shocked to discover that no one outside the
cult gave a damn about that useless malingering REMF** piece of
excrement. (Yes, I know I'm insulting excrement.) They're particularly upset everyone was more concerned
about the deaths of seven Wogs*** than with the passing of the most
important being on the planet.****
* I personally favor the pillow over the face as the actual cause of death.
** Rear Echelon Mother F***er.
*** Wog is the Scientologist term for a nonmember and the functional equivalent of the N-word.
**** Adolf Hitler used to think of himself that way too.
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