The shot that poor bastard got in the face from VP Cheney in a hunting accident will probably be less politically damaging than the shot Monica Lewinski got in the face from Bill Clinton.
It will make for some interesting ROCKY HORROR callbacks, though.
As an obviously injured Rocky stands up in the tank after being chased by the dogs:
"Ladies and Gentleman, this is what hunting with Dick Cheney can do to you!"
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality