The Mayor tells us how to really make someone suffer:
"That rotten little space mollusk! I'll teach him to hit me with a pie! I'll rip his tentacles off! I'll boil him in pudding and drive a stake of mistletoe through his heart! I'll have him tied to a post and forced to attend every single budget meeting for the nest century!"
And The Mayor on the concept of Justice:
"Now I'm really going to kill him! How dare he get me this mad and then be innocent of what I'm accusing him of!"
We now return you to your original reality.