Les wakes up, reads Little Green Footballs, notices that Arabs hate Bush, and says:
(Roll 1d6)
1-3. So what else is new?
4-5. Really? Kate Bush can't suck that badly.
6. Something involving an obscure anatomical reference that he cannot repeat in a public forum. (Checks to see that he spelled "public" correctly.)
Les goes back to bed.
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