Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Not Good Enough Dan

I will repeat my unsolicited advice for Dan Rather:

Dan, what you tried to pull on us with the so-called Killian memos is somewhat like attempting to sell a forgery of the Mona Lisa, except that the forgery was done in crayon and depicts the subject wearing a set of Groucho Glasses.

And if that wasn't enough, the forging of federal documents is also a federal offense.

My advice to you Danny Boy is to get thee to a lawyer and make on appointment to see the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York before someone else beats you to it.

Trust me. You don't want us to bring out the soft cushions or to fetch the comfy chair.

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