Thursday, January 31, 2008

An Opinion

The second best thing that could happen right now would be if that corrupt piece of shit John McCain were to suddenly drop dead.

The best thing that could happen is if the Democratic Party, from the Clintons down to the precinct captain level, were to suddenly drop dead.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Saturday, January 26, 2008

So Anyway

I report for orientation with Swift Transportation 0700 on Monday.

And now, a fan film!



We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Observation of the Day

While waiting for some bureaucracy to be performed I caught some of the programming on the MTV cable TV channel. MTV obviously stands for Moron Television.

Why do we allow any of these people to vote?
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

So Anyway

I took the road test for the Class A commercial driver's license.

I passed.
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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Thursday, January 17, 2008

So Anyway...

There was an anti-mime standing absolutely still on the sidewalk loudly describing in detail the process of walking against a stiff wind.
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

So Anyway

The anti-ninjas would just walk up to someone, shoot them, and then walk away.
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Monday, January 14, 2008

And Now...

Would you believe that someone did a review of an Uwe Boll film without mentioning the name of Uwe Boll?

In the Name of the King
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Sunday, January 13, 2008

So Anyway

One of the annoying habits of pacifists is their incessant whining about war profiteers.

The reality, as usual, is different.

As a result of World War I, Krupp, the German munitions firm, went from having a comfortable annual profit of 130 million marks to a cumulative loss of over 180 million marks by the end of 1919.

And the U.S. Government is always being called on to bail out various defense contractors.

Of course that doesn't ever begin to properly address the credibility issues of the so-called peace movement.


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Friday, January 11, 2008

Thought for the Day

Anyone who believes that they can do no wrong, WILL do wrong.

Count on it.
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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Thought for the Day

"Change" is a magic word that the material and spiritual parasites use to make themselves feel good about their desire to exercise control over the productive members of society.

The fact of reality is that those of us who are by choice or by default in the Conservative faction generally prefer to deal with other people on the basis of consent. We generally do not object to a change in the material or social aspect of our lives as long as it is done by consent.

But the Left, who presently style themselves as progressives, know that most of us will not consent to being leeched off by willful parasites. Therefore they seek to "change" our society back to the barbaric structure of a lord/serf structure, with themselves holding the whip over the rest of us.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Thought for the Day

The phrase, "drink the Kool-Aid", which commonly meant to participate in a mass suicide, had to originate with the end of another failed experiment in practicing Socialism.

Capitalists, on the other hand, prefer to deal with living workers and customers.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day


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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Gosh, What A Surprise!

Hillary Stalinova just won the New Hampshire primary.

There can be a number possible reasons to consider the Iowa caucus results to be a fluke.

1. Hillary didn't offer a big enough bribe (farm subsidies) to the Iowans.

(Seriously, when I did two weeks of telephone fund raising for the GOP every time I got a farmer on the line it was always "gimme gimme gimme" with them.)

2. Iowa is just across the river from Illinois with a number of very convenient bridges to facilitate the transmission of Illinois Democrat cooties.

3. It's not who votes that counts, it who counts the votes!

4. Dude, it's Iowa.

(As a nearly lifelong Minnesota resident this pretty much explains it.)

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Thought for the Day

When the organic central processor of the guidance system on your massive starship says, "I'll be dead in a thousand light years", you should ask how?
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Saturday, January 05, 2008

I Hate My Life

I failed the second exam for the Class A Commercial Driver's License.

On the last turn back into the test station.

Yes. I am angry.

I test again in two weeks.
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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Happy Below Zero Day.

I've been putting off dealing with that bunch of mentally inverted assholes from Omaha.

Bellevue, NE - Peace protestors continued an annual tradition today at Offutt Air Force Base. They crossed the line of the Stratcom gate and were arrested for trespassing. It's the 28th year protestors have crossed the line to mark the feast of the holy innocents. The Catholic tradition commemorates King Herrod's slaughter of innocent children in Bethlehem. The protestors say modern day Herrods are backed by the military and the nuclear and space commands at Offutt.

I was not aware of the fact that the Roman Catholic Church was in the habit of defaming the protectors of innocent children (and civilization in general) as baby killers.

Since Lenin's coup d'etat (where he and his goons overthrew a democratically elected government) in 1917 the Soviets and other empowered followers of Marx have through starvation and deliberate homicide killed no less than 110 million people, including no small number of helpless children. That's more than three thousand deaths a day on average. But who do the so called activists for peace declare to be evil? Those who defend the remnant of civilization from the followers of Marx.

In reality it is the willing servants and enablers of mass-murderers who are defaming the those who resist the mass-murderers. This would have been an opportunity to continue to rant about the inherent evil of peace activism and to issue another call to round up and shoot the lot of them. Because as far as I'm concerned shooting a so called peace activist is no more an act of murder than putting down a rabid animal.

Instead I'll embed a YouTube video:



Did I say that the believers in Anthropogenic Global Warming should be chained to a tree overnight in Minnesota in January? Of course I did. I just wanted to repeat myself.
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