Thursday, October 13, 2011

Thought For The Day

We should recall that Comrade Stalin was embalmed and displayed next to Lenin for eight years.

Apparently so everyone in the Soviet Union could be assured that he was in fact dead.
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Monday, October 10, 2011

Thought For The Day

If it weren't for the capitalist system most of the professional opponents of capitalism would not have made it out of the uterus at birth.

This thought is brought to you by the NATO phonetic letters Foxtrot and Uniform.
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Saturday, October 01, 2011

Definition for the Day

Tell me this isn't really happening, I dare you.

Fairness: The seizure by the rulers of a nation of money earned by the most productive citizens -- which would otherwise have been used to purchase goods and services from other productive citizens -- and the disbursement of those funds to the unproductive supporters of the rulers of the nation.

Any questions?
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