Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part VII

From the Stategy Page:

"Did you hear that they're canning Bob Edwards on NPR?"

"Why? Did they catch him standing up for the National Anthem or something??" COL to CDR (EUCOM)

Here's another one:

"We're from the nuke shop, sir. We're the crazy aunt in the closet that nobody likes to talk about ..." LtCol to GO/FO (EUCOM) in briefings

Um...okay...