Tuesday, August 17, 2004

My Horoscope From THE ONION

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)

When the aliens finally arrive, they'll be much less advanced than anyone expected, as evinced by your maiming under the bald tires of their out-of-control '79 Buick.
Having driven a '79 Buick I can say that they suck.

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