"The Artist Formally Known as Prince bought a $10 million mansion in Toronto, apparently because he's fed up with an American music industry that so far won't distribute his new album, "News." He has plans to sell the album directly through Amazon.com, but does he realize he'll now be required to double every song in French?"
-- Joe Bob Briggs, The Joe Bob Report, August 6, 2003.
Could the Purple Thing's failure to sell his new album be because it sucks? Do we REALLY want to know?
No?
I didn't think so.
-- Les
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