Carly Simon to announce who’s vain

"Legendary singer Carly Simon is set to finally disclose who inspired her hit song ‘You’re So Vain’- but only to one wealthy fan. The 58-year-old will reveal one of the enduring secrets in pop to the highest bidder at an auction to raise money for Martha's Vineyard, the Massachusetts, America Island where she lives. However, the winner of next week's auction must sign an agreement never to disclose the coveted information."

Darn it!