Boof says bin Laden couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."
I suppose it beats being anally raped by demons in Hell.
For Osama that is.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
HT: The Corner at NRO.