Monday, August 21, 2006

Um... Right...

Osama Bin Laden is into crackheads, specifically Whitney Houston:

Boof says bin Laden couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."

I suppose it beats being anally raped by demons in Hell.

For Osama that is.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.

HT: The Corner at NRO.

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