At last! A theme song for the "reality based" community!
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Monday, August 28, 2006
Sunday, August 27, 2006
With a hat tip to Tim Blair:
And how is this a problem?
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PLAYWRIGHT Harold Pinter revealed yesterday that he has given up writing altogether.
And how is this a problem?
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
Quote of the Day
Arab terrorism isn't about redressing wrongs. It's about revenge on a successful civilization that left the dungeon-cultures of the Middle East in the dust.
-- Ralph Peters
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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
So Anyway
Still here.
It may be that the Iranian threat to start the apocalypse may have been the usual emission of hot air that we should have expected from the totalitarian filth presently running the former Imperium Persia into the cesspit.
Or the bomb may not have detonated.
I can understand if they can't master the technique of constructing a functional plutonium device. But if reports were accurate they were supposed to be building an enriched uranium bomb.
How could they screw that up? It's a simple device, two subcritical masses brought together with an explosive charge. Is that too complicated for them?
And the 22nd of August would have been a perfect day to set one off too.
A terrorist nuke could have been stashed in a vehicle parked in the lot of the convenience store at the corner of 34th Avenue and 58th Street in South Minneapolis. From this spot the device would have taken out the Air Force Reserve base where Air Force One was parked, killing President Bush. The fallout from this device would have contaminated the Mississippi River downstream of Minneapolis. Any city downstream that used the river as their source of drinking water would be in serious trouble. It is also likely that any barges and towboats that were already in the contaminated water of the Mississippi would not be allowed in the uncontaminated tributaries such as the Ohio and Missouri rivers.
The device would have also flattened the delivery area of the Pizza Hut where I work which would very likely kill me in the process.
Of course if I survived the attack through the performance of a delivery up near Lake Street I would be out of a job.
And I would not be happy about that.
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It may be that the Iranian threat to start the apocalypse may have been the usual emission of hot air that we should have expected from the totalitarian filth presently running the former Imperium Persia into the cesspit.
Or the bomb may not have detonated.
I can understand if they can't master the technique of constructing a functional plutonium device. But if reports were accurate they were supposed to be building an enriched uranium bomb.
How could they screw that up? It's a simple device, two subcritical masses brought together with an explosive charge. Is that too complicated for them?
And the 22nd of August would have been a perfect day to set one off too.
A terrorist nuke could have been stashed in a vehicle parked in the lot of the convenience store at the corner of 34th Avenue and 58th Street in South Minneapolis. From this spot the device would have taken out the Air Force Reserve base where Air Force One was parked, killing President Bush. The fallout from this device would have contaminated the Mississippi River downstream of Minneapolis. Any city downstream that used the river as their source of drinking water would be in serious trouble. It is also likely that any barges and towboats that were already in the contaminated water of the Mississippi would not be allowed in the uncontaminated tributaries such as the Ohio and Missouri rivers.
The device would have also flattened the delivery area of the Pizza Hut where I work which would very likely kill me in the process.
Of course if I survived the attack through the performance of a delivery up near Lake Street I would be out of a job.
And I would not be happy about that.
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Monday, August 21, 2006
So Anyway
Some bloody asshole wrote:
I simply cannot see why President Bush would want to raise money for folks with an irrational fear of human beings.
What?
Oh yes, the bloody asshole really meant that the President (one who was actually elected, not Comrade Bore) is doing a fundraiser for a Republican candidate for the House of Representatives. Which is to say someone who can reasonably expected to represent citizens who find a certain kind of sexual deviancy to be disgusting and contemptible.
Let's face it, even without the risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases the practice of anal sodomy is filthy and damaging to the body, and thus not rational.
In practical terms, those who practice anal sodomy are fucking stupid.
Of course those who engage in the kind of mental inversion that treats the practice of sodomy not as an exercise in applied idiocy, but as a positive virtue will generally tend to do other stupid things, such as vote for Democrats.
In reality the practicing homosexual is not an affirmatively special person, he is in practice a fucking idiot, and it is not the least bit surprising that rational parents will make the effort to shield their children from them.
On a positive note, I have found that presidential visits to the Twin Cities area usually bring about an increase in delivery orders for pizza. So I expect to have a good day tomorrow. (Assuming of course the the fucking Iranians don't set off a crude fission bomb near the airport in an attempt to assassinate the president.)
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Well, President Bush will be here on Tuesday to raise money for homophobes,
I simply cannot see why President Bush would want to raise money for folks with an irrational fear of human beings.
What?
Oh yes, the bloody asshole really meant that the President (one who was actually elected, not Comrade Bore) is doing a fundraiser for a Republican candidate for the House of Representatives. Which is to say someone who can reasonably expected to represent citizens who find a certain kind of sexual deviancy to be disgusting and contemptible.
Let's face it, even without the risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases the practice of anal sodomy is filthy and damaging to the body, and thus not rational.
In practical terms, those who practice anal sodomy are fucking stupid.
Of course those who engage in the kind of mental inversion that treats the practice of sodomy not as an exercise in applied idiocy, but as a positive virtue will generally tend to do other stupid things, such as vote for Democrats.
In reality the practicing homosexual is not an affirmatively special person, he is in practice a fucking idiot, and it is not the least bit surprising that rational parents will make the effort to shield their children from them.
On a positive note, I have found that presidential visits to the Twin Cities area usually bring about an increase in delivery orders for pizza. So I expect to have a good day tomorrow. (Assuming of course the the fucking Iranians don't set off a crude fission bomb near the airport in an attempt to assassinate the president.)
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Um... Right...
Osama Bin Laden is into crackheads, specifically Whitney Houston:
I suppose it beats being anally raped by demons in Hell.
For Osama that is.
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HT: The Corner at NRO.
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Boof says bin Laden couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."
I suppose it beats being anally raped by demons in Hell.
For Osama that is.
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HT: The Corner at NRO.
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Sunday, August 20, 2006
Had To Post Something
The lack of a bass player is the least of this garage band's problems.
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Thursday, August 17, 2006
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
This Is Surreal
From The American Thinker:
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As Clinton Paraphernalia has been an industry leader since first appearing on the market in 1991, its aggressive husband and wife executive management team have shown that they are willing to do absolutely anything to assure their success.
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Sunday, August 13, 2006
Someone Else's Thought For The Day
Val Prieto has a message for Fidel Castro on the dictator's 80th birthday:
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Fuck off and die already, you piece of shit.
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Quote of the Day
Zombie at Zombietime (via LGF) has about a thousand words on the mental and intellectual state of the Left:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what a lifetime of Marxist indoctrination can do to you!
Let's blank out the distinction between the SS and the IDF.
Let's blank out the distinction between aggression and defense.
Let's blank out the distinction between murderers and protectors.
Let's blank out the distinction between reality and paranoid fantasy.
Let's blank out the distinction between Good and Evil.
Better yet, let us not do that.
What can I say about the Barking Moonbat depicted above?
My lack of God, what a fucking idiot. This bozoid is a hazard to himself and Human Life in General.
Reality is real, regardless of what anyone chooses to feel about it. Those who stand up in support of nihilistic mass murdering psychopath gangs such as Hezbollah or the National Socialist German Workers Party are accessories after the fact to their crimes and should be dealt with as such.
What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what a lifetime of Marxist indoctrination can do to you!
Let's blank out the distinction between the SS and the IDF.
Let's blank out the distinction between aggression and defense.
Let's blank out the distinction between murderers and protectors.
Let's blank out the distinction between reality and paranoid fantasy.
Let's blank out the distinction between Good and Evil.
Better yet, let us not do that.
What can I say about the Barking Moonbat depicted above?
My lack of God, what a fucking idiot. This bozoid is a hazard to himself and Human Life in General.
Reality is real, regardless of what anyone chooses to feel about it. Those who stand up in support of nihilistic mass murdering psychopath gangs such as Hezbollah or the National Socialist German Workers Party are accessories after the fact to their crimes and should be dealt with as such.
What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Saturday, August 12, 2006
Quote of the Day
Ari Shavit at the Haaretz.com wrote:
Must I state the painfully obvious?
The fight for Human Life is a fight to the death.
And when I say Human Life I do not mean a mere physical existence. I mean life as a rational person who is fully in charge of his or her own life. Life as a slave, to exist as hominid livestock to be used by self-appointed superior beings, is valueless. And contrary to the feelings of pacifists, peace for a slave is an abomination.
(I could go on about what I really think of peace activists but I'll keep it short by paraphrasing Keith Richards: I don't have a problem with shooting peace activists, I only have a problem with the police.)
Hezbollah exists for a single purpose, to commit mass murder. It has no rights. It cannot be negotiated with. It can only be destroyed, it must be totally erased from the face of the Earth.
Hezbollah are nothing more than vermin fit only for extermination. There is simply no other morally valid alternative.
We must remember that government is force. It should exist solely to protect the Life, Liberty, and Property of the citizens and legal residents of the nation. Government is not a platform for someone to strut about and feel good about themselves. And anyone who cannot make the effort to permanently eliminate the voluntary walking hazards to Human Life has no business standing for ANY public office. None whatsoever.
We can only hope that Prime Minister Olmert steps aside as soon as possible, and that Hezbollah violates the truce so that the Israel Defense Forces can go ahead and finish the necessary task at hand.
What are your questions on this block of instruction?
A hat tip to His Imperial Majesty, Darth Misha I
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Chutzpah has its limits. You cannot lead an entire nation to war promising victory, produce humiliating defeat and remain in power. You cannot bury 120 Israelis in cemeteries, keep a million Israelis in shelters for a month, wear down deterrent power, bring the next war very close, and then say - oops, I made a mistake.
Must I state the painfully obvious?
The fight for Human Life is a fight to the death.
And when I say Human Life I do not mean a mere physical existence. I mean life as a rational person who is fully in charge of his or her own life. Life as a slave, to exist as hominid livestock to be used by self-appointed superior beings, is valueless. And contrary to the feelings of pacifists, peace for a slave is an abomination.
(I could go on about what I really think of peace activists but I'll keep it short by paraphrasing Keith Richards: I don't have a problem with shooting peace activists, I only have a problem with the police.)
Hezbollah exists for a single purpose, to commit mass murder. It has no rights. It cannot be negotiated with. It can only be destroyed, it must be totally erased from the face of the Earth.
Hezbollah are nothing more than vermin fit only for extermination. There is simply no other morally valid alternative.
We must remember that government is force. It should exist solely to protect the Life, Liberty, and Property of the citizens and legal residents of the nation. Government is not a platform for someone to strut about and feel good about themselves. And anyone who cannot make the effort to permanently eliminate the voluntary walking hazards to Human Life has no business standing for ANY public office. None whatsoever.
We can only hope that Prime Minister Olmert steps aside as soon as possible, and that Hezbollah violates the truce so that the Israel Defense Forces can go ahead and finish the necessary task at hand.
What are your questions on this block of instruction?
A hat tip to His Imperial Majesty, Darth Misha I
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Thursday, August 10, 2006
Oh Really?
Over at The American Thinker we discover that:
Now who in Hell was stupid enough to loan money to a Communist Dictatorship?
For that matter, who in Hell was depraved enough to believe that they could collect interest off of the products of slave labor?
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Castro has managed to create a financial sinkhole. Castro owes US$36 billion in hard currency to global creditors. The entire annual GDP of Cuba is generously estimated to be US$16 billion. That makes Cuba’s debt ratio a massive 225% of GDP!
Now who in Hell was stupid enough to loan money to a Communist Dictatorship?
For that matter, who in Hell was depraved enough to believe that they could collect interest off of the products of slave labor?
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Just Memories
I remember that when Joe Lieberman was originally elected to the U.S. Senate he had been endorsed by William F. Buckley in the National Review (I was a subscriber at the time) over the paricularly vile RINO holding the seat at the time.
Joe got 48% of the vote in a closed (registered Democrats only) primary and he should win reelection as an independent. Republicans and independents are, contrary to the wishes of the Krazy-Kos-Kiddies, allowed to vote in the general election. And I wouldn't be surprised if some folks suddenly have second thoughts about voting for the rich retty-boy candidate that is backed by openly antisemitic Kos and his trust-fund-kiddy followers.
Of course I zink Kos und hiz Kiddiez should ve taken to ze river at dawn.
Vhat?
Oh, just memories...
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Joe got 48% of the vote in a closed (registered Democrats only) primary and he should win reelection as an independent. Republicans and independents are, contrary to the wishes of the Krazy-Kos-Kiddies, allowed to vote in the general election. And I wouldn't be surprised if some folks suddenly have second thoughts about voting for the rich retty-boy candidate that is backed by openly antisemitic Kos and his trust-fund-kiddy followers.
Of course I zink Kos und hiz Kiddiez should ve taken to ze river at dawn.
Vhat?
Oh, just memories...
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Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Quote of the Day
James Lileks on Fidel Castro:
El Numero Uno should be appearing a on a milk carton ... shortly ...
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"Eventually it will come down to this ... History will note that the people in the American jails at the tip of this island ate better than the average Cuban."
El Numero Uno should be appearing a on a milk carton ... shortly ...
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Happy Nagasaki Day.
Today we have another thousand words on the future of Islam:
What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006
That's Interesting
There is a movie which has a scene where a character played by Yoko Ono was run over by a car.
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Monday, August 07, 2006
Rant for the Day
For those of you who are reading this blog for the first time my name is Les and I deliver pizza for a living.
As a rule I try to perform my delivery runs as quickly as possible, this does not necessarily mean that I take the physically shortest route but instead I usually use a route that has the least amount of interruptions, such as stop signs and traffic lights. The route I like to use to reach the northeastern edge of the delivery area is the West River Road on eastern edge of South Minneapolis. This road runs alongside the Mississippi River and has only one stop sign between Lake Street and 46th Avenue.
There is one problem with this route.
It is the assholes on bicycles.
Never mind the fact that the park board has thoughtfully provided separate bicycle paths off of the automotive traffic lanes. These assholes are a bunch of superior beings who have to ride their bicycles in the auto traffic lanes. Often they will ride side by side if they ride in groups of two or more, making it more difficult for automotive traffic to safely pass them. (Another sign of their superior being status are imitations of bicycle racing team uniforms that many of them wear. (Ayn Rand had a special term for such folks...but that's another story.))
Some of these superior beings will even ride their bicycles on below-zero (on the Fahrenheit scale) days in January in order to generate that warm-fuzzy feeling that comes from not using fossil fuel propulsion systems. (Never mind the fossil fuels that had to be used in the process of creating their sacred two-wheel transportation system.)
So anyway, around 5 PM today one of these superior beings got himself killed by a component of the local mass transit system.
Of course in order for this mishap to happen several things had to first occur. The first being the construction of the Light Rail Transit system by our glorious (and unelected) Metropolitan Council. The Light Rail Transit system, being far more expensive than simply building decent roads and buying new cars for the poor, serves primarily as a monument to the power of socialist planners and the local pork barrel politicians. Its secondary function is, of course, to oppress those freethinking souls who still insist on using private automobiles instead of joining the hominid herd riding on (what I privately call) the socialist toy train set.
How does this oppression occur?
It starts in the design and construction phases when, instead of building it above or below street level, the bulk of the trackage is laid at ground level to maximize interference with ground traffic. (There are also three bridges and one underpass across local freeways, a bridge across Lake Street, and a tunnel under the airport. There apparently are some limits to allowable interference.)
At all ground level crossings outside of Downtown Minneapolis there is a standard set of railroad crossing lights and alarms, and a set of safety arms that lowers in order to block the path of oncoming traffic. The operators of the trains will also blow the standard railroad horn that is mounted on their trains in order to warn of their approach to every intersection.
It was, of course, all of this light and noise, the clamorous warnings and physical barriers created for his benefit, that the aforementioned superior being on two wheels had to willfully ignore and evade in order to get himself splattered all over the tracks.
My lack of God, what a fucking idiot.
Perhaps we should just think of it as evolution is action.
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As a rule I try to perform my delivery runs as quickly as possible, this does not necessarily mean that I take the physically shortest route but instead I usually use a route that has the least amount of interruptions, such as stop signs and traffic lights. The route I like to use to reach the northeastern edge of the delivery area is the West River Road on eastern edge of South Minneapolis. This road runs alongside the Mississippi River and has only one stop sign between Lake Street and 46th Avenue.
There is one problem with this route.
It is the assholes on bicycles.
Never mind the fact that the park board has thoughtfully provided separate bicycle paths off of the automotive traffic lanes. These assholes are a bunch of superior beings who have to ride their bicycles in the auto traffic lanes. Often they will ride side by side if they ride in groups of two or more, making it more difficult for automotive traffic to safely pass them. (Another sign of their superior being status are imitations of bicycle racing team uniforms that many of them wear. (Ayn Rand had a special term for such folks...but that's another story.))
Some of these superior beings will even ride their bicycles on below-zero (on the Fahrenheit scale) days in January in order to generate that warm-fuzzy feeling that comes from not using fossil fuel propulsion systems. (Never mind the fossil fuels that had to be used in the process of creating their sacred two-wheel transportation system.)
So anyway, around 5 PM today one of these superior beings got himself killed by a component of the local mass transit system.
Of course in order for this mishap to happen several things had to first occur. The first being the construction of the Light Rail Transit system by our glorious (and unelected) Metropolitan Council. The Light Rail Transit system, being far more expensive than simply building decent roads and buying new cars for the poor, serves primarily as a monument to the power of socialist planners and the local pork barrel politicians. Its secondary function is, of course, to oppress those freethinking souls who still insist on using private automobiles instead of joining the hominid herd riding on (what I privately call) the socialist toy train set.
How does this oppression occur?
It starts in the design and construction phases when, instead of building it above or below street level, the bulk of the trackage is laid at ground level to maximize interference with ground traffic. (There are also three bridges and one underpass across local freeways, a bridge across Lake Street, and a tunnel under the airport. There apparently are some limits to allowable interference.)
At all ground level crossings outside of Downtown Minneapolis there is a standard set of railroad crossing lights and alarms, and a set of safety arms that lowers in order to block the path of oncoming traffic. The operators of the trains will also blow the standard railroad horn that is mounted on their trains in order to warn of their approach to every intersection.
It was, of course, all of this light and noise, the clamorous warnings and physical barriers created for his benefit, that the aforementioned superior being on two wheels had to willfully ignore and evade in order to get himself splattered all over the tracks.
My lack of God, what a fucking idiot.
Perhaps we should just think of it as evolution is action.
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Sunday, August 06, 2006
Thought for the Day
Here's a thousand words on the future of Islam:
Either Islam dies or Humanity dies.
Happy Hiroshima Day!
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Either Islam dies or Humanity dies.
Happy Hiroshima Day!
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Saturday, August 05, 2006
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Just A Reminder
This is what happens when barbarians take over a civilized nation.
I think I will disobey my doctor and have a beer when that long-winded murderer finally enters Hell.
Meanwhile, over at ATTACK CARTOONS:
We should hear a "thunk" pretty soon. Right?
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I think I will disobey my doctor and have a beer when that long-winded murderer finally enters Hell.
Meanwhile, over at ATTACK CARTOONS:
FIDEL: I'm not dead!
MEDIA: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
RAUL: Yes, he is.
FIDEL: I'm not!
MEDIA: He isn't?
RAUL: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
FIDEL: I'm getting better!
RAUL: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
FIDEL: I feel happy!
We should hear a "thunk" pretty soon. Right?
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Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Busted Thought Process
There are those who believe something so strongly that the belief utterly warps their perception of reality, for example, the creator of this abomination which is now being shown at the Display of Depravity:
What does the boizoid in question have to say for himself and his creation?
Hillary has no sexual power to speak of. It's the death squads that normally accompany the rise to power of such Marxist trash that rational people usually come to fear.
Ever heard of the Waco Massacre, asshole?
It was a demonstration on the part of Clinton I (a.k.a. Big Bubba) of the existence of the means to carry out Marxist style state terror and the existence of the will to use it.
Of course some folks don't care about socialist bodycounts. In their minds the rest of us simply exist as tools for their use and anyone who refuses to be a slave is just trash to disposed of. (110 million dead just isn't enough.) So what if their candidate for president is a Stalin-wanna-be? All that matters is that they will feel good about electing the first alledgedly female president.
Of course, I have my own idea of how Hillary's reign will end:
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What does the boizoid in question have to say for himself and his creation?
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006--- A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.
Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton "with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening."..
Hillary has no sexual power to speak of. It's the death squads that normally accompany the rise to power of such Marxist trash that rational people usually come to fear.
Ever heard of the Waco Massacre, asshole?
It was a demonstration on the part of Clinton I (a.k.a. Big Bubba) of the existence of the means to carry out Marxist style state terror and the existence of the will to use it.
Of course some folks don't care about socialist bodycounts. In their minds the rest of us simply exist as tools for their use and anyone who refuses to be a slave is just trash to disposed of. (110 million dead just isn't enough.) So what if their candidate for president is a Stalin-wanna-be? All that matters is that they will feel good about electing the first alledgedly female president.
Of course, I have my own idea of how Hillary's reign will end:
Ian saw that the old bakery building at 22nd Avenue and Washington Street was boarded up again, another attempt to redevelop the property without demolishing the original single storey brick structure had failed.
Plastered all over the structure were posters showing a black and white photograph of a sixty-ish woman, with short fake blonde hair, a standard nine-millimeter service pistol was aimed at her head. The hammer of the pistol in the photograph was blurred as though it were falling on the firing pin.
Over the photograph on the poster in all capital letters was the one word, REMEMBER.
"I'm sorry sir," said the Chief as he pointed to the posters, "but I'm not fully familiar with that bit of Terran history."
"Well," Ian replied, "That's Saint Hillary, a martyr for the holy cause of Democracy. She was just a stupid old bitch who believed that being democratically elected somehow constituted an excuse for abusive and destructive behavior."
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