Coming soon from the BBC, a nature documentary on the new Iraq:
(Narration in italics)
Another intruder in the Iraqui ecosystem is the M1A1 Abrams Main Battle Tank. Here we see an Abrams Tank as it stalks its prey, an Iraqui insurgent.
We see an Abrams Tank hiding behind some tall grass. It then leaps out and chases down the insurgent.
The Abrams Tank uses its superior speed to run down and kill the insurgent.
The Abrams Tank runs over and then goes through the motions of devouring its kill.
The Abrams Tank can comsume up to ten times its body weight in the course of a year.
The Abrams Tank is suddenly surrounded by a half-dozen Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicles. The Abrams Tank rotates its turret with the main gun level and honks its horn as a warning.
The infantry carriers will have to wait their turn...
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.