Today in Pizzaland

If I were to start this blog today I would have been very tempted to call it "Adventures in Pizzaland."

It was a fairly slow day today, I only made fourteen deliveries in a bit over eight hours. This included a $48.00 run to South High School in Minneapolis where the glorious heroes of socialist indoctrination public education declined to offer a tip. It was the only stiffing I received for the day.

I also saw a neat bumper sticker on the return leg of a delivery run:

"IT TAKES A VIKING TO RAZE A VILLAGE."

I want one, dammit.