No, I Don't Think So.

My current horoscope as published in THE ONION:

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)

A bizarre misunderstanding on your part will result in your going to church every Sunday and speaking sincerely to invisible entities with the belief that it might do you some sort of good.

Not bloody likely.

I got my ass irredeemably damned to Hell about three decades ago.