Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Questions Of The Day

The following quote is brought to us by The Weekly Standard:

"Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?"

-- Vice President Joe Biden

How did this moron get elected to any public office?

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a mime, does anyone care?"

-- Anonymous

If a tree falls in the forest and hits Barack Obama before January 20th, 2013, then we as a nation are deeply screwed.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?

Monday, August 13, 2012

Rant Of The Day


Mike Riggs of Reason.com has the following to say about police misconduct in Saint Paul, Minnesota:

A St. Paul, Minnesota family claims in a lawsuit that police officers who conducted a wrong-door raid on their home shot their dog, and then forced their three handcuffed children to sit near the dead pet while officers ransacked the home. The lawsuit, which names Ramsey County, the Dakota County Drug Task Force, and the DEA, and asks for $30 million in civil rights violations and punitive damages after a wrong-door raid, also claims that the officers kicked the children and deprived one of them of her diabetes medication.

The child went into a diabetic seizure. If the girl had died this would be a clear case of murder.

There are basically two ways to bring this nonsense to an end:

The Totalitarian solution would be to follow the lead of Chairman Mao and arrest and summarily execute anyone anyone who was suspected of being a pusher or a user.

Just dig a few ditches and set up a few machine guns. No need to build camps with those special shower and oven facilities.

The Libertarian solution would be to stop interfering with the evolutionary process by re-legalizing the sale and use of hard drugs and letting the idiots kill themselves.

Of course that wouldn't be progressive, caring, or compassionate.

The Totalitarian solution also has the apparent virtue of allowing the Holy Total State to get rid their open critics without a constitutionally valid legal procedure.

It would not be a surprise under such circumstances to witness my former friend Doug Graen, who is now an open member of the Church of Obamatology, come forth and claim that I used Marijuana back in the late Eighties. This would be no more absurd than "her" claim that because I oppose socialist violence that I'm a totalitarian murderer.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?


Friday, August 10, 2012

Rant Of The Day

An African American Asshole is arrested for being an asshole:

Romayne Davis surrendered at the Broward Main Jail on a single charge of unauthorized transmission and interference with a public radio station. He disrupted the soothing sounds of classical radio station 89.7 FM with the unexpected beats of rap music, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office.

Detectives launched an investigation after receiving a complaint from a listener of WKCP Classical South Florida. Instead of hearing the usual symphonies and sonatas, the station's airwaves were blaring with the sounds of rap music and "vulgar speech and lyrics," officials said.

Investigators found a warehouse on the 3000 block of Northwest 23rd Way in Oakland Park on July 12 where the illegal pirate radio station was broadcasting.

Let's see, someone comes home from their place of employment after doing a day of actual productive work, and turns on their radio with the reasonable expectation of listening to some real music made by real musicians who spent most of their lives leaning their real trade.

Only instead of listening to real music the victim is hit with a barrage of incoherent and obscene noise generated by one or more no-talent nihilists.

Under such circumstances one may be tempted to think, "rope, lamp post, asshole, some assembly required."

But some liberal twits will, of course, accuse one of being a racist for thinking such a thought. But then the idea that one should be able to live one's own life in accordance to one's own judgement is such an alien idea to a liberal that is may as well come from the planet Mars.

Liberal's are, after all, nothing more than a bunch of parasites themselves. Without the capacity to force their will upon us, through the police agencies, they would shrivel up and die. So in order to live at our expense they have to teach their victims to accept the state of submission, regardless of the consequences.

So it should not be a surprise that this asshole acted to emulate his liberal masters and impose his will on some radio listeners.

Now of course I wouldn't be surprised if the asshole formerly known as Doug Graen wanders in and accuses me of being a hypocrite. Pay absolutely no attention to the Glock 36 pistol and the concealed carry permit the "she" carries while openly supporting the present occupant of the White House and his agenda of disarming, subjugating, and plundering the productive people of this nation.

Is it hypocrisy when the choice to make me a dependent of the welfare state was made by my mother while I was laying unconscious on a hospital bed? And if Doug actually thought about it (Thought! What an alien concept!) "she" would see that suicide is not a solution to the ethical problem that I found myself in. It would only leave a larger mess for someone else to clean up.

Leaving the ethical hole that I'm in is not impossible. And I will do it.

But returning to the subject of this rant, I did give some thought to writing on the subject of the noise commonly known as "Rap." And I came to the conclusion at the time that it wasn't worth the effort.

I did perform some research on the subject. I found a a video, for something called "Ice, Ice, Baby," on You Tube by a soulless no-talent nobody from South Florida who adopted the trade name of "Vanilla Ice."

I listened it it for 42 seconds before shutting it off. Seriously, Yoko Ono has more talent than this moron. I would rather listen to one of her albums (from the late Sixties or early Seventies on the Apple Records label) than be further subjected to the noise generated by a rapper.

This moron starts off by literally ripping off the bass riff from the beginning of the Queen/David Bowie song "Under Pressure."

Literally.

He apparently couldn't be bothered to actually hire someone to play the bass riff. I suppose that would actually require someone with actual talent to perform the act.

And then the moron walks onto screen wearing an absurd costume and an absurd haircut.

Why?

I suppose because someone told him that the image that he projected was cool. Whereas anyone with functioning neurons in their head would laugh their ass off or shake their heads in disbelief at the image of this moron.

And then this moron opens his mouth.

This moron drones on in a monotone voice about how wonderful he is. He is followed by his entourage who also mumble about how wonderful he is.

At this point I shut off the video.

To flush away the mental residue of that talentless nothing I repeatedly played a live concert video of a band with actual talent.

These gentlemen perform with actual power and passion. They actually work at it.

And there's a reason that you way not recognize the instrument that guitarist Brian May is playing. It's because he designed and built it himself.

That takes real talent and effort.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?

Thursday, August 09, 2012

Quote Of The Day

From Cracked.com: 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)

But even in nice, flat, paved cities, where it would seem like people would be extra-fucked, the landscape still works in favor of the living. History has shown that in most awful situations, people don't always act like the panicky idiots in a horror movie. In cities, people would likely congregate in the upper levels of high-rise buildings, where the invasion can be held at bay with simple security doors. Also, the streets themselves would keep the undead corralled in straight, easy-to-aim-down lines where they could be picked off by snipers, or just bored office-workers waiting out the quarantine by dropping office supplies onto the undead from the top floors.
So even if I can't bring my guns to work I could still have fun.

Friday, August 03, 2012

Gosh What A Surprise

KGO-TV in San Francisco has the following story:

SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) -- The San Francisco bicyclist accused of running over and killing an elderly pedestrian was back in court today.

36-year-old Chris Bucchere is charged with felony vehicular manslaughter for allegedly running a red light last March at Castro and Market Streets.

The district attorney says Bucchere was speeding and made no attempt to stop when he struck 71-year- old Sutchi Hui. The prosecutor rejected a request by Bucchere's lawyer to exempt him from appearing personally in court.

"This is a form of a homicide. An innocent man who was crossing the street is no longer with us. The inconvenience it may cause Mr. Bucchere is irrelevant to me. He should be at every single court appearance for something so serious," San Francisco Asst. District Attorney Omid Talai said.

Talai says he has not decided what kind of punishment Bucchere should face if he is found guilty.

(Copyright ©2012 KGO-TV/DT. All Rights Reserved.)

Why am I not surprised?

This sort of behaviour ended with the Age of Kings. Back when royalty and the the rest of the aristocratic class could do anything they wanted to the peasants.

Part of the point of creating a constitutional republic is so we can be free of such lethal abuse by those who feel themselves to be superior.

How dare that peasant act like a Republican who has an equal right to cross the street?

And why should I not be at all surprised that this would happen in San Francisco, a major center of the Leftist Aristocracy?

What can I say?

Rope, lamp post, aristocrat, some assembly required.

Here are some earlier rants on the subject of idiots on bicycles:

http://lesbates.blogspot.com/2010/11/gosh-what-surprise.html

http://lesbates.blogspot.com/2006/08/rant-for-day.html





Quote Of The Day

"If you took all the coeds at Vassar and laid them end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

-- Dorothy Parker

Thursday, August 02, 2012

Thought For The Day

I found this at Baen's Bar:

war wrote on Thu, 02 August 2012 09:34
http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/01/now-heres-how-you-strike-back-at-the-evil-chick-fil-a/ 

Brave Sir Adam bravely told a girl at a drive thru what a evil company she works for after taking his free water and posts it to youtube and is surprised at the reaction. What makes it even better he had all his personnel info on his account plus where he worked I bet his company is loving all the attention they are getting. 8) 

A self appointed superior being behaving like a self appointed superior being. So what?

What we have here is a failure of this bozoid to rationally think.

This is a moron who mindlessly follows the mindless "progressive" herd. He doesn't think for himself and he can't imagine or tolerate anyone else reaching their own conclusions on an issue.

I'm not a chicken fan so I can't participate in an counter protest by purchase action. Or enlighten this brownshirt wannabe with a baseball bat. But I can stand here and applaud the brave souls who are rubbing the faces of the Left in their own fecal matter.

CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!





Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Quote Of The Day

"I took down a dozen mercenaries with a bolt action scout rifle, what's your combat experience?"

Miss Nike Charon, Age 15, 208-2185 SC

Friday, July 27, 2012

Thought Of The Day

I would never name a pig after Mohammed.

It would be an insult to the pig.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Statement of Policy

For the second time someone tried to post a reply to the previous article on my Live Journal page.

This so-called reply was a link to a You Tube video. In both cases I deleted the reply without viewing the video.

Here are the house rules for replying on my blogs.

1. Use text in Standard English. English is now the world standard for international communication. If you cannot make a statement in English you may as well give up and take a suicide pill.

2. If you post a link to video it is very likely that I will not bother to watch it and I will proceed to delete it. If the video is not in English I will automatically delete the post.

3. As far as I'm concerned there is no valid argument for evil. I will not waste any time on such noise. All posts that attempt to argue in favor of a toxic ideology, such as Islam, National Socialism, Communism, or Obamatology, will be automatically deleted.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Quote Of The Day

"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."

-- Wernher von Braun

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Information of the Day

Benito Mussolini was once filmed wearing his hat backwards, A practice that I do not approve of.

(WARNING! DEAD BODIES!)

Monday, July 02, 2012

Quote Of The Day

“People will be able to look up BREAKFAST and see that I did not advocate eating babies for breakfast.”

-- Ayn Rand on the Ayn Rand Lexicon

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Some things, the more you understand the more you loathe them.

-- Robert A. Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Monday, June 18, 2012

Five Responses To A Walking Piece Of Excrement

1. When one finds one's self at the bottom of a moral equivalent of a hole, then one has to climb out the hole. The process will take time, and may even take years, but it will happen. Suicide is not a valid means of resolving a moral dilemma.

2. Compliance with an actual moral code takes an entire lifetime. Errors do happen, so do corrections. This takes work, but it will be done.

3. If you are going to stab a friend in the back, do it literally.

4. Never cause an author to become angry at you.

5. You betrayed me, again. Do not expect to be forgiven this time.

Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Another Thought Of The Day.

If I recall correctly, John Wilkes Booth was a Democrat.

Thought For The Day

In my view the members of the so-called Occupy Movement are basically a bunch of Brownshirts without a uniform, a shave and haircut, and a bath.

But some readers may object that the Occupiers aren't racists while the original Brownshirts were.

But the Occupiers are in fact a racist group, it's just that their racial hatred is directed towards Caucasians who are rational and productive.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?

Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Quote Of The Day

From Al Nofi's CIC comes:

When the Duke of Wellington attended the Congress of Vienna in 1814, the Austrian secret police noted that he was accompanied by the famed opera singer Mme. Giuseppina Grassini, “a very pleasant kind of baggage”, who had previously been a mistress of a certain Corsican who had recently removed to Elba.

Ouch! That has to hurt. From the Corsican gentleman's perspective.

Sunday, June 03, 2012

Rant Of The Day

----- Original Message -----
From: Hemdian
To: 'The Traveller Mailing List'
Cc:
Sent: Sunday, June 3, 2012 2:31 PM
Subject: Re: [TML] An Idea For A Planetary System, By Leslie Bates (Age 51)

Leslie Bates wrote:
> What? No comments?

You are, of course, free to do whatever you want in YTU. But in
sharing it with others you might find your world view differs
from that of normal folk. For one I don't 'loathe' Iranians. In
fact I currently work with one and can tell you he is a nice guy
(though I don't know if he is a Muslim or not). And in the past
I have worked with devout Muslims (at certain times of the year
certain accommodations were necessary due to their beliefs) and
they were good people too. Perhaps the lack of comments is
because people mistook your post for a troll.

I would be interested in seeing a write up of a world that chose
Zoroastrianism, but please change or leave out the offensive
and implausible backstory.



Regards Hemdian

There was a time when I used to respond to nonsense like this by writing several paragraphs of flames. I've learned the hard way that such responses, especially to morons, generally don't work.

Somehow the moron that is being quoted above has taken offense at the idea that good people should be depicted as behaving like good people.

Oh, and that evil people should be identified and dealt with as evil people. I personally don't see anything wrong with loathing someone for adhering to an evil ideology. If Greater Germany were still under the rule of the National Socialist German Workers Party, I would have the same problem with them as I have with Iran under Islam.