Wednesday, July 09, 2008

A Suggestion

I will now make a suggestion concerning the confinement of Jihadis and the recreational facilities that are made available to them. Let's take the terrorists to Colorado.

Marine: Welcome to the fine State of Colorado, n*mbn*ts! This is a snowboard! You will ride this snowboard down the side of this (very steep) mountain! You will have fun!

Jihadi: But fun is forbidden in Islam!

Marine: Well that's too f*ck*ng bad, n*mbn*ts! [SHOVE!]

Jihadi: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!


We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.

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3 comments:

HTRN said...

I personally thought they'd make first class mine detectors.

Leslie Bates said...

That's a very Soviet idea. but I still agree with it.

HTRN said...

Hmm, mebbe Microsoft will include that feature in the next version of Minesweeper?