Marine: Welcome to the fine State of Colorado, n*mbn*ts! This is a snowboard! You will ride this snowboard down the side of this (very steep) mountain! You will have fun!
Jihadi: But fun is forbidden in Islam!
Marine: Well that's too f*ck*ng bad, n*mbn*ts! [SHOVE!]
Jihadi: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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3 comments:
I personally thought they'd make first class mine detectors.
That's a very Soviet idea. but I still agree with it.
Hmm, mebbe Microsoft will include that feature in the next version of Minesweeper?
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