I've got four rules of the Chicago Rules of Politics so far:
The first rule of the Chicago Rules of Politics is that only the Chicago Machine may win.
The second rule of the Chicago Rules of Politics is that it is not cheating if Chicago Machine does it.
The third rule of the Chicago Rules of Politics is that more money you give to the Chicago Machine the better.
The fourth rule of the Chicago Rules of Politics is that if you're dead, you're a Democratic voter.
Any further suggestions?
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Update 1205 CDT:
Suggested by Sharmuta at LGF:
The Fifth Rule of the Chicago Rules of Politics is that supporters of the Chicago Machine must vote early and vote often.
Any more?
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Update at 1220 CDT:
Da Beerfreak at LGF has discerned another rule. This will be the Seventh Rule as there is no Rule Six.
The Seventh Rule of the Chicago Rules of Politics that the Chicago Rules of Politics are not to be talked about.
Any more?
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3 comments:
I was just in the Chicago area. Front page story on the Chicago Tribune, local pol sets zoning laws and his real estate agent wife sells millions of dollars worth of property in the rezoned district.
All completely legal under the local laws. Chicago politics makes corrupt Boston democrat hacks look respectable.
Something tells me that me need an asteroid strike there. Another Tunguska, not a Dinosaur Killer.
The fourth rule is also an incentive to work on the achievement of immortality.
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