Today is May Day.
There are those who still seek to establish a Communist state in America (with themselves holding the whip, of course) even though Communism has been proven to be toxic to human life.
Let us remember the victims of Communism and work to prevent any further destruction of lives and civilization.
Update, 1300 Hours CDT:
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