Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Thought for the Day

A man without a conscience is a hazard to human life and human society.

Case in point: George Soros.

Isn't that nice. Our own socialist party is being actively supported by an individual who actively collaborated with the German National Socialists during the Second World War.
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Saturday, October 28, 2006

Something I Found

This is an in-joke. Right?

In the real world the Star Tribune is the socialist rag of the Twin Cities. I'm sorry to say that I actually used to deliver it after school when I was growing up. I deeply regret that.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Think Of It As Mysticism In Action

Or we could call it totally stupid.



Found online at Wicked Thoughts.
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Friday, October 27, 2006

Thought for the Day

A day without Socialism is like a day without starvation, slavery, and murder.
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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

And Now For Something Completely Different

Is Fidel Castro Ruz existentially challenged? Who really knows? But now we present...

The Dead Dictator Sketch!


The cast:

MR. RANGEL, A CONGRESSMAN
Charles Rangel, A Well Known Friend Of Fidel

DAN RATHER, A SHOP OWNER
Dan Rather, Another Well Known Friend Of Fidel


The sketch:


A customer enters a pet shop pushing a large leather chair with a dead Fidel Castro in it.

Mr. Rangel: Hello, I wish to register a complaint.

(Mr. Rather does not respond.)

Mr. Rangel: Hello, Miss?

Dan Rather: What do you mean "miss"?

Mr. Rangel: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Dan Rather: We're closing for lunch.

Mr. Rangel: Never mind that, sir. I wish to complain about this dictator which I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Dan Rather: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's, uh...What's wrong with him?

Mr. Rangel: I'll tell you what's wrong with him, sir. He's dead, that's what's wrong with him!

Dan Rather: No, no, he's uh,...he's resting.

Mr. Rangel: Look, sir, I know a dead dictator when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Dan Rather: No, no, he's not dead, he's, he's resting! Remarkable dictator, the Norwegian Blue, isn't, it? Beautiful beard!

Mr. Rangel: He doesn’t look the slightest bit Norwegian. He's stone dead.

Dan Rather: Nononono, no, no! He's resting!

Mr. Rangel: All right then, if he's resting, I'll wake him up! (shouting at the chair) 'Hello, Fidel! I've got a lovely fresh capitalist enterprise for you to confiscate on if you show...

(Dan Rather hits the chair)

Dan Rather: There, he moved!

Mr. Rangel: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the chair!

Dan Rather: I never!!

Mr. Rangel: Yes, you did!

Dan Rather: I never, never did anything...

Mr. Rangel: (yelling and hitting the chair repeatedly) HELLO FIDEL!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes Castro out of the chair and thumps his head on the counter. Stands him up and watches him fall to the floor.)

Mr. Rangel: Now that's what I call a dead dictator.

Dan Rather: No, no.....No, he's stunned!

Mr. Rangel: STUNNED?!?

Dan Rather: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was waking up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, sir.

Mr. Rangel: Um...now look...now look, sir, I've definitely had enough of this. That dictator is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out following a prolonged speech.

Dan Rather: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

Mr. Rangel: PINING for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got him home?

Dan Rather: The Norwegian Blue prefers keeping on it's back! Remarkable dictator, isn’t he, sir? Lovely beard!

Mr. Rangel: Look, I took the liberty of examining that dictator when I got him home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting in his chair in the first place was that he had been NAILED there.

(pause)

Dan Rather: Well, of course he was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed him down, he would have stood up and gone VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

Mr. Rangel: "VOOM"?!? Sir, this man wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through him! He's fucking demised!

Dan Rather: No, no! He's pining!

Mr. Rangel: He's not pining! He’s passed on! This dictator is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the chair he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, He’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the fucking choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-Dictator!!

(pause)

Dan Rather: Well, I'd better replace him, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry sir, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of dictators.

Mr. Rangel: I see. I see, I get the picture.

Dan Rather: I got a slug.

(pause)

Mr. Rangel: Tell me, does it talk?

Dan Rather: Nnnnot really.

Mr. Rangel: WELL IT'S HARDLY A FUCKING REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

Dan Rather: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)

Mr. Rangel: Well?

Dan Rather: It leaves a trail of blood.

Mr. Rangel: Yeah, all right.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Meanwhile in Comic Strip Land

The pathetic attempt to frighten Fred MacIntire continues here and here.

"This is it? You're tellin' me Satan seduces the youth with dark rooms full of shiny stuff and the sound 'dook-dook' repeatin' over speakers? When did Satan get so into ferrets?"

I used to share a house with some folks who were obsessed about having pets, including ferrets.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Monday, October 23, 2006

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Advice

On how to perform a difficult apology:

Shout the apology at a dead run, and retreat under covering fire provided by troops loyal only to you.

This bit of friendly advice to brought to you by Schlock Mercenary.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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So What Else Is New?



The limousine liberals, a bunch of folks who haven't quite grasped the fact that Karl Marx was full of it, are calling for a riot when their efforts to regain power over us fail.

That's right, they will take by force that which they could now obtain by consent. Or at least they will try.

After all, even without the armed forces and the constabulary in the mix, we on the Right still outgun, and out-martial-knowledge, the Left in all of its manefestations.

I'd say bring it on but I haven't been doing as much target practice as I should.

I also should load a few mags with gloves on. Wouldn't want to leave fingerprints on any spent casings at the scene of any incidents.
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Friday, October 20, 2006

And Now For Something Completely Different

From the planet Sauron, where too much Nietzsche is not enough, comes The Nietzsche Family Circus:



Okay, I was kidding about the planet Sauron. The hat tip goes to the Nihilist in Golf Pants.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Monday, October 16, 2006

John Bergstrom Doesn't Play Well With Others

John Bergstrom (aka Varmint) had this to say about the Air America Radio Pravda bankruptcy:

one of the local basket case hippys was bragging about his new job at the Los Angeles Air-America station.I figured out that it was some sort of volunteer-intern-flunky position. But, still, a step up in the world for him.

I considered telling him about the bankruptcy. But, why crush his dreams? I told him that the company had a bright future. And advised that he should consider taking out a huge home loan based on the income he was sure to get, eventualy.

If I ever meet Varmint I'm going to have to do the "we're not worthy" thing.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Idiots of the Day



I shouldn't have to explain this one, right?

Brought to us today by Tim Blair.
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Sunday, October 15, 2006

Thought for the Day


Linda Hamilton with an AK-47.

(Now let us NOT have any whining about the absence of a photograph.)
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Saturday, October 14, 2006

A Question

Peggy Noonan asks:

Conservatives these days are asking themselves very many questions, but I wonder if the left could tolerate asking itself even a few. Such as: Why are we producing so many adherents who defy the old liberal virtues of free and open inquiry, free and open speech? Why are we producing so many bullies? And dim dullard ones, at that.

A short answer is, because when you peel away the layers of excuses that pass as an ideology on the Left what remains is the old stone age notion of beating up other people and taking their stuff.

And when is the core value of a political faction is savagery then it should be no surprise that they will ultimately behave like savages.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?

(Hat Tip to Tom Elia at The New Editor.)
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Meanwhile...Across The Ocean

More victims of the false god Allah:

In an horrific incident of Christian persecution on September 1, some unidentified militants slew two children of a missionary couple who is working with At Any Cost Jesus Mission, a underground ministry evangelizing to the Muslim nations.

A press release sent via e-mail to ANS by Any Cost Jesus Mission said that the assailants torched the dead bodies of teenaged children Shalom, 15 and Sharon 14 after murdering them brutally in the northern district of Pakistan.

The teenaged victims according to the press release were secondary school students.

“Shalom and Sharon were kidnapped along with their missionary parents and two other younger sisters 10 days before the murder. The militants asked them to convert to Islam but they refused,” said the press release.

“So the militants killed Shalom first. Then they raped the girl and cut one of her breasts in front of her parents. She too died”, the press release quoted another underground missionary, Habel who it said broke the news to Any Cost Jesus Mission from a hidden place.

Victims denounced by the left in...

If something like had occurred in the time of the British Rule over this area the animals who did this would have been hunted down and killed. Because that is what a true civilization did to those who chose to act like subhuman animals.

Pakistan is now under the rule of savages.

Savages who now possess nuclear weapons.
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Idiot of the Day



Some folks just refuse to get it.

Hat Tip to Zoe Brain.
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And Now For Something Completely Different

Space Is Fun.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Sunday, October 08, 2006

In Other News

According to the AP:

North Korea said Monday it has performed its first-ever nuclear weapons test. The country's official Korean Central News Agency said the test was performed successfully and there was no radioactive leakage from the site.

"The nuclear test is a historic event that brought happiness to the our military and people," KCNA said.

These people have no clue.

Welcome to the Nuclear Club assholes! Now we can nuke your ass straight to Hell!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Second thought, a few minutes later:

Of course they could be lying as commies usually do.
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Third thought:

Apparently, they did set one off.

As I said:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Thought for the Day

Perhaps I'm a bit old fashioned, but shouldn't a sex scandal actually involve the act of sex?
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And Now For Something Completely Different

I have replicated my old Joke Warfare page over at My Own Private Universe.
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Friday, October 06, 2006

A New Blog!

A new age of hope and spiritual growth...et cetera...and I'm still here, for my sins.

(Guess which BBC miniseries THAT line came from.)

So anyway, I've started a new blog to serve what I call the Private Universe Project II. This will be a realm for running adventures and naval battles with the Classic Traveller rules.

That is all.

(My Winamp player is randomly playing Suicide Is Painless.)
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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Tuesday, October 03, 2006