North Korea said Monday it has performed its first-ever nuclear weapons test. The country's official Korean Central News Agency said the test was performed successfully and there was no radioactive leakage from the site.
"The nuclear test is a historic event that brought happiness to the our military and people," KCNA said.
These people have no clue.
Welcome to the Nuclear Club assholes! Now we can nuke your ass straight to Hell!
Second thought, a few minutes later:
Of course they could be lying as commies usually do.
Apparently, they did set one off.
As I said: