Think Of It As Idiocy In Action

A bunch of leftist morons (yes, I know that's redundant) want to occupy the White House on March 15th.

The Administration is Criminal and if they will not step down, we must storm in, show them how many of us do not accept a criminal government. How can we stand by and watch them kill our brothers, sisters, journalists and friends for their dollars?

We are calling on all Member Nations of the U.N., All Representatives and Justices in the World Court and International Criminal Courts, all soldiers and CIA agents and government officials who have been blackmailed by the dictators to incarcerate Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. The Political Cooperative will put a new government in place that is comprised of people from Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch and all the organizations that have finally made us aware of the truth of the savage practices and illegal policies of our government in assassinating our own officials as well as people throughout the world who oppose their criminal activity.

My (lack of) God, what a bunch of freaking morons! Never mind the fact that it is their fellow leftists who have run up the hundred million person bodycount.

These bozoids apparently believe in magic. Like the idiots who burn flags, threw "frisbees for peace" during the Cold War, or banged on the bongo drums to effect the outcome of last election.

They apparently believe that physical possession of the magic object will somehow confer special powers to them. But in fact the White House is not a sacred shrine that confers political authority to those who possess it, it is simply the residence and workplace of the President of the United States.

The fact of the matter is that President Bush, or his constitutionally lawful successor Vice President Cheney, could conduct the business of government from a card table in a tent set up in a Kansas wheatfield.

But these Lenin-wannabes also want to repudiate our Constitution.

Those of us who served in the armed forces and have sworn to defend the Constitution have a special name for such morons: TARGETS.


A tip of the hat to Charles, our Lizardroid Master.
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As Long As They Don't Do It In The Original German!

The Authors of PENNY ARCADE could be in on the joke.

"Just so you know brought this on yourself."

-- Tycho

Or it could just be a Michael Jackson reference.
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Thought for the Day

I would not want to go for a drive with Teddy Kennedy.

Even if I was at the wheel myself.
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Returning Fire

More muslims become good muslims in Nigeria:

ONITSHA, Nigeria (Reuters) - Christian youths burned the corpses of Muslims on Thursday on the streets of Onitsha in southeastern Nigeria, the city worst hit by religious riots that have killed at least 146 people across the country in five days.

Christian mobs, seeking revenge for the killings of Christians in the north, attacked Muslims with machetes, set fire to them, destroyed their houses and torched mosques in two days of violence in Onitsha, where 93 people died.

"We are very happy that this thing is happening so that the north will learn their lesson," said Anthony Umai, a motorcycle taxi rider, standing close to where Christian youths had piled up the corpses of 10 Muslims and were burning them.

Hat Tip to Dr. John Ray.
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Dr. John Ray on the historic appeal of National Socialism:

So why did they welcome it? It is simple. Socialism and nationalism have long been and long will be the two political ideas which have most emotional appeal to people. And Hitler offered both in one package. That package would be powerfully appealing to this day except for the way Hitler's follies discredited it.

Adolf Hitler and the National Socialist German Worker's Party are the crazy relatives that the present day Left goes to great effort to avoid talking about.

The pragmatic brand of socialist (as opposed to the doctrinaire Marxist) will strike the pose that will have the most appeal in the target audience's minds. Thus in Germany, where the army was traditionally held in the highest esteem, the NSDAP assumed in public the form of a substitute army (ersatzarmee) with a mass of clean-cut men in spiffy uniforms marching about in disciplined formations. In the United States, where the standing military was traditionally looked upon with suspicion if not ridicule, the Left rejected the militarist paradigm. Unfortunately (for them, not necessarily for us), they assumed the form of what decent people came to call dirty-stinking hippies, a mob of unwashed savages attired in cast-off or otherwise ridiculous clothing who moved about in a sloppy mass.

The American Left in its manifestation as the Anti-war Movement had in effect taken on the modern form of a barbarian horde. But given that Socialism is essentially barbarian brigandage in modernistic makeup, why should we be surprised?

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Meanwhile...Across The Ocean

Somebody is fighting back:

February 22, 2006: Nigerian Christians are fighting back, in response to Moslem attacks over the Danish cartoons (that depicted the Prophet Mohammed in unflattering situations). In this case, Christian mobs went after Moslems and mosques, killing over a dozen Moslems and destroying over half a dozen mosques. Nigerian Christians have found that the only way to stop Moslem attacks, is to fight back. This usually works.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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And Now...

Minneapolis is being considered as a site for the Republican National Convention in 2008.

This will no doubt twist the collective panties of the local Klegles and Grand Dragons of the Kampus Kommie Klan.

(Tee Hee Hee...)
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And Now For Something Completely Different

The skydiving version of a navy reenlistment.

San Diego (Dec. 14, 2005) – Aviation Structural Mechanic 1st Class Josh Leasure is reenlisted by Lt. Geoff Reeves as other members of the “Leap Frogs” Navy parachute team look on high above San Diego. The “Leap Frogs” are comprised entirely of U.S. Navy SEAL and Special Warfare Combatant-Craft Crewman (SWCC) personnel. U.S. Navy photo by Chief Petty Officer J.C. Ledbetter

There's a reason why army guys like me tell jokes about navy guys.

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OH NO! Not Sade!

(Pronounced Shaa-day)

Here's a couple of fun cartoons about invented religions. Warning, they are not safe for work.

YAAFM: Scientology.

If after watching this cartoon a Scientologist invites you in for auditing procedure R2-45, do decline the invitation:

"R2-45 - an enormously effective process for exteriorization, but its use is frowned upon by this society at this time."

-- L. Ron Hubbard, The Creation of Human Ability - A Handbook of Scientology

In Scientology to exteriorize is to die.


And of course we also have YAAFM: Muslims.

And we all know how Muslims are.

I have to go to work now, bye.
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Mark Urbin wrote on his political e-mail list:

The shot that poor bastard got in the face from VP Cheney in a hunting accident will probably be less politically damaging than the shot Monica Lewinski got in the face from Bill Clinton.

It will make for some interesting ROCKY HORROR callbacks, though.

As an obviously injured Rocky stands up in the tank after being chased by the dogs:

"Ladies and Gentleman, this is what hunting with Dick Cheney can do to you!"

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And Now...

Cheers Greet Cheney at Appearance in Wyo.

"It's a wonderful experience to be greeted by such warmth by the leaders of our great state. It's especially true when you've had a very long week," Cheney told lawmakers in Cheyenne.

"Thankfully, Harry Whittington is on the mend and doing very well."

But now William F. Buckley, Jr. has something to say on the subject:

We all know what then happened. But the only thing that then happened that seemed to catch national attention was that the party drove not to the nearest newspaper, but to the hospital.

An account was filed with a local newspaper, and the doleful news came from the hospital that one pellet had entered the heart of the victim. There is little doubt but that he will survive. Mr. Cheney has said that what blame there is, is Cheney's. That detail, by the way is also not fully explored -- conceivably the victim had failed to identify his position when moving forward from the firing line established by hunters moving in parallel.

We can't celebrate a backlash until Mr. W. is back home and well. But here is one observer who predicts that Mr. W. will chuckle over the misadventure, unless, after years of friendship with Mr. Cheney, he only now discovers that he is arrogant, defiant, and that he uses vulgar language.

And what are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Something I Found

Disturbing information about THE MATRIX:

The Matrix is based on the 1968 East German play Wirklichkeit ist eine Illusion, also lassen Sie uns sprechen Rätsel, Eintragfaden-Polizei und Tanzkampf ("Reality is an Illusion, so Let Us Speak Riddles, Shoot Police and Dancefight"). The original live production ended with a stunning dance sequence (set to Wagner's Nightsong of the Gun Mechs) which the Wachowski brothers have set side in favor of a silly RoboCopesque sky-shooting fireworks display that resembles an inner-city New Year's Eve celebration from the year 2214.

Dammit! I try to avoid East German plays!

Something most folks don't realize is that the "grunge" look that was popular about a decade ago was actually invented by the German Communist playwright Bertholt Brecht. This comrade had a West German publisher, an Austrian passport, a Swiss bank account, and an East German theatre company with hot and cold running actresses.

Nice work if you can get it, I suppose.

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Quote of the Day

Ann Coulter on the response to the Cartoons of Doom:

But Muslims think they can issue decrees about what images can appear in newspaper cartoons. Who do they think they are, liberals?

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And Now For Something Completely Different

Another episode of Mallard Fillmore's Liberals, The Early Years:

For the last time... I'm a mammal!! It's okay that I'm wearing fur!!

Yesterday I saw a car with a Kerry-Edwards sticker go the wrong way in a traffic circle.

My lack of God! Liberals are so fucking dumb.
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Matt Margolis points something out:

Cheney has done something that Democrats never do: taken responsibility for his actions. Democrats point fingers and blame everyone but themselves for their problems.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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So Anyway

While doing my morning net-surf I found this in a cinematography forum:

My father used to shoot Marxist Chinese propaganga, and I was shocked to see Farenheit 9/11 packed with the most basic techniques of Eisenstein and Griffith.

Being a Marxist for 25 years, I developed quite an appreciation for Soviet cinema. Tarkovsky is probably the best of the non-propaganda auters. Eisenstein was the best Marxist propagandist, while, all the way over in the U.S, D.W Griffith did a hell of a job for the anti-black, anti-semitic Klansmen propaganda with Birth of a Nation.

Propaganda probably alienates people, so i'll knock that off, but, short of going to Yale University, I have yet to see a good Propaganda course taught. I mention the science of propaganda because it is practically inseperable from Soviet film.

It's the second post in a discussion thread on Soviet and Russian films.


Personal note:

During the bi-weekly performance of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW at the Riverview Theatre someone will raise the question, "how long does it take to read five fucking words?"

The normal callback for this question is, "five fucking minutes!"

I've taken to saying, "five fucking hours in the Soviet version!"
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Someone Else's Thought For The Day

Robert Spencer on birds of a feather:

Both the Left and the mujahedin envision a totalitarian state that cleanses the world of evil by force, establishing a just society at the price of an unspecified number of dead. Both are advocates of a supremacist ideology that is immune to self-criticism and unable to tolerate criticism from others.

Is this really a surprise?

Both Islam and Marxism were concocted by the uberparasites of their times, Karl the First Trustifarian and the Big Moh'. Both doctrines must deny the Right to Life -- and thus the subsidiary Rights of Liberty, Property, Free Speech, Et Cetera -- of all persons. Both ideologies must do so in order to establish and maintain the reign of terror and death, in order to control and exploit the productive population, that their parasitic adherents need to sustain their otherwise useless lives. To accept the concept of the Right to Life that underlies the society of consent is for the Marxist and the Mullah the first step in an act of suicide.

(Note to the Anti-abortion activists: Look past the posture of the "Pro-choice" crowd. Why does the Left allow one so-called right when they deny all other rights? I suspect that in denying the start of the Right to Life at conception they are not only targeting the unborn child, they are also targeting YOU.)

So it should be no surprise that the Left is coming out in favor of silencing the critics of Islam. The enemy of their enemy is their friend.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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Think Of It As Idiocy In Action

Someone over at the Huffington Post is having a paranoid fantasy:

The inscription noting the duration of Bush's presidential term doesn't read "2001-2009." It reads "2001-BLANK." In other words, the statue says he's going to be president from 2001 through infinity! Everyone knows that Bush is supposed to leave office in January of 2009. No mystery. No uncertainty. The 22nd Amendment makes it so. It's the law. No gray area.

Or is there?

I knew this would slip out somehow, but I never thought the leak would come from a statue. Is someone at the National Guard trying to warn us? Does President Bush plan to use his Executive authority under his wartime powers to cancel the 2008 election because a change in leadership here might embolden the terrorists? The statue says 'yes.'

And then he adds:

UPDATE: From the comments. This will make you lose sleep: Joint Resolution 24. Thanks to commenters Agape and Strangerina. I just wrote the sentence: "Thanks to commenters Agape and Strangerina." Blogging, I adore thee.

Or: "hey guys, lets repeal the 22nd Amendment!"

For those of you who are ignorant of history, which is to say most Democrats, the 22nd Amendment was a Republican response to FDR's violation of the custom established by President George Washington of the president serving only two terms.

Of course if it prevents Hillary Stalinova Clinton from ever being elected to the office of president then President Bush serving a third term would certainly be a good thing.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Thought for the Day

As to those who proclaim themselves to be our masters:

Fuck them.
Fuck them.
Fuck them.

And fuck those who willingly serve them.
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Well, Duh!

You are an Atheist

When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that). You prefer to think about what's known and proven. You don't need religion to solve life's problems. Instead, you tend to work things out with logic and philosophy.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

So Anyway

While searching the local purveyor of alcoholic spirits for a six-pack of Carlsberg (In support of the Danes, of course) I noticed that the beer cooler in the establishment also contained a six-pack of ZIMA.

For Gods sake, why?

Do I have to call in Narn Bat Squad?

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This Is Sick

This is part of an e-mail that I received from a 419 scammer:

Dear Friend,
I am Barrister Johnson E. Thompson , an attorney at law in London.A deceased client of mine, by name Mr.Wilson died in New Orleans with his wife and two children as a result of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.

I am contacting you to help assist me in ensuring that the funds lodged by my client with a Bank in Europe, the Bank did not decleared unclaimed hence my reason for this contact to you.

The Bank management has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the funds will be confiscated.

Because the message included a business address and phone numbers in the United Kingdom I took the liberty of forwarding the message to the Metropolitan Police in London.

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The Face Of Islam

We would show it to you, but as you can see its not really visible.



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In Medical News

At The People's Cube:

Republicanism Caused By Brain Disorder, Mutation

In a deformed Republican (capitalist) brain, areas that normally control life-sustaining processes (the Guilt Gland, the Envy Center, or the Everything for Free Lobe, etc.) are miniaturized - while other regions become bloated out of proportions (the Personal Responsibility Lobe, the Self-Interest Cluster, or the overdeveloped and inflexible Spinal Cord that is connected to the Absolute Morality Lobe).

Symptoms of a Republican brain mutation include delusional ideas that democracy is the best known form of government, that capitalism creates wealth, that American culture stems from Judeo-Christian tradition, that people all over the world desire liberty and prosperity, that Third World countries should be self-reliant, that moral standards are absolute and objective, that the individual supersedes the collective, that parents should teach children values and have a wide choice of schools, and similar incoherent ramblings that mimic the speech of the insane. Everyone knows that the complete opposite is true.

As of yet, there is no cure for this disorder, which transforms the entire brain into a regressive biological structure. Fearing that this ailment can be contagious, doctors recommend quarantine and a warning for the public.

Of course we all know the cure for Republicanism, the Lubyanka Breakfast*, right comrades?

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* A cigarette and one round in the head.
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So Anyway

I've noticed lately that some bus passenger shelters in the Twin Cities area have posters for the Air America Minnesota, which is the local affiliate of Air Pravda. They are promising to broadcast "talk radio without the lies."

What are they going to do, transmit dead silence?

To be a leftist requires a gross and consistent level of dishonesty. That a leftist will lie is now as metaphysically certain as the rising of the sun in the morning.

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