Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Meanwhile in the Total Perspective Vortex

A former friend of mine has called me a "zombie nutcase."

Why?

Because I refused to waste an hour of my irreplaceable time to watch a video which purports to be:

A one hour analysis of 9/11 and how it is more likely than not that the government was actually behind the attacks.

What purpose would this video serve?

It would, if believed, terminally discredit the Bush administration and the War on Terror.

Who would benefit from the terminal discrediting of the Bush administration and the War on Terror?

Certainly not the Libertarians, and the Perot faction is for all practical purposes dead as Lenin. Who could possibly replace President Bush and the Republicans as the ruling party in the United States?

The Democrats, of course.

The problem with this is that the Democrats are a bunch of traitors, thieves, and murderers who don't care how high the pile of human bodies is as long as they are firmly seated on top, and thus are objectively unfit to hold any form of public office. And if this wasn't bad enough, as a former Army combat rifleman who refuses to be an mindlessly obedient drone in the socialist collective I would be looked upon by the Democrats as some form of vermin.

And given the explicitly hateful and Stalinist rhetoric coming from the Democrats, it would not be unreasonable to conclude that I could end up face down in an unmarked ditch outside of town were they to return to power.

Instead of watching the propaganda video, I could simply shoot myself and save a great amount of time and trouble.

Under the circumstances you should be able to see why I refer to a certain person as a former friend.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
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3 comments:

LASunsett said...

"And given the explicitly hateful and Stalinist rhetoric coming from the Democrats, it would not be unreasonable to conclude that I could end up face down in an unmarked ditch outside of town were they to return to power."

If the Dems were in power, a lot of us would be purged and our blogs confiscated by the state.

Leslie Bates said...

If anyone ever tries to push the "Bush caused 9/11" on me again I think I will just tell them that if they feel that its true then go take it to a jury.

Otherwise, they can just piss off.

Mark said...

It's interesting to note that the far left does many of the things they accuse and villify the right for.
These include censorship, civil rights violations (actively denying the right to vote to active duty service members serving overseas), and massive violations of campaign funding laws (there are pictures of then VP Al Gore accepting a campaign donation from a known member of the Communist Chinese Military Intelligence organization here in the USA).