SANTA FE (AP) - Burglars who took 20 rifles from the Santa Fe High School's ROTC program won't be able to do much with them.
The ROTC program uses the rifles in drills and ceremonies, but "they're almost like props," Deputy Police Chief Eric Johnson said. "There's nothing they can do to make them work again. They're really no good to anyone but the ROTC unit."
It seems that parasites, especially the ones who engage in open crimes, tend to not think about how to actually create wealth. Rather, they tend to feel that it is sufficient to simply take what other people rightfully own.
Like the Underpants Gnomes.
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