Monday, October 12, 2015

So Anyway (Once Again)

Once upon a time ago someone going by the handle of Technomad had some questions for Hillary Clinton as a presidential candidate:

"Mrs. Clinton, what makes you think that you're qualified to be President...or a Senator, or anything other than an Alcatraz inmate?"

"Mrs. Clinton, if your husband rapes someone, will you pardon him, or will he have to pay you millions of dollars like Marc Rich did?"

"Mrs. Clinton, when you start your reign as the Antichrist, will I have to get '666' tattooed on my forehead, or on my hand?"

"Mrs. Clinton, what is the truth behind those rumors that you think of I, Claudius as a training video? And what do you mean---don't eat the figs?"

"Mrs. Clinton, if you'd had a son, do you think he'd have joined the monks at Mount Athos to make sure he'd gotten away from you, or just joined the Foreign Legion?"

"Mrs. Clinton, when you take the oath, will you really be able to put your hand on the Bible without it bursting into flames?"
And remember that Hillary Clinton is a miserable failure.

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