Monday, June 13, 2005

Coolness

Mark has just introduced me to The Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator.

Which generates silly liberal conspiracy theories like this:

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Ann Coulter, SUV owners, and Rush Limbaugh could conquer The French.

Actually, anyone can conquer the present-day French. Charles Martel must be spinning in his grave with what the Muslim immigrants are doing in France right now.

Or (hits the button again) this:

George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that gun owners could kill minorities.

Of course a member of any group who believes in their own collective infallibility will pretty much believe anything.

They'll also badly tip the pizza delivery driver if they tip him at all.
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1 comment:

Mark said...

The really sad part is that there are a lot of liberals who really believe

George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that gun owners could kill minorities.

It's amazing how many liberals support so-called gun control and are completely clueless that the history of "gun control" laws in this country is the history of racism and violence against blacks.