My Landlady Talks To Ethically Challenged Merchants

My landlady, Dana Wolfe, has been acquainted with Puke and Snot (“two actors who came up from nothing, and brought it with them”) for over a decade. Which is say before her *AHEM* operation.

Dana recounted a recent conversation she had with one of them. (I’m typing this from memory so please bear with me.)

Puke: How have you been?

Dana: I’ve been a broad.*

Puke (looks at Dana again): That must hurt.

Dana: More than you will never know.

*This is a line from the Shakespearean Entrance sketch, I couldn’t possibly recount the sketch with anything resembling justice.