Thursday, January 15, 2009

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Minneapolis Star-Tribune, the socialist rag of the Twin Cities, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

Here's their link.

They're trying to spin it as a good thing. (Gosh, what a surprise!):

Minnesota's largest newspaper will try to use bankruptcy to restructure its debt and lower its labor costs.

Chris Harte, the paper's publisher, said the filing would have no impact on home delivery, advertising, newsgathering or any other aspects of the paper's operations.

"We intend to use the Chapter 11 process to make this great Twin Cities institution stronger, leaner and more efficient so that it is well positioned to benefit when economic conditions begin to improve," Harte said in a statement.


You know Comrades, there's a nice concrete arch bridge you all can jump off of right above the Saint Anthony falls.

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