Yesterday some African American Asshole called me a racist because I wouldn't give him a free ride in my taxi cab.
That's not racism, that's business.
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
An Observation
What we have occupying the White House is an affirmative action diversity hire who will do anything other than the job he was hired for.
So what else is new?
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So what else is new?
This observation is brought to you by the letters "F" and "U".
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Thursday, July 08, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
A Little Unclear On The Concept
"When Japanese troops invested the German colony of Tsingtao [Quingdao], on October 31, 1914, they sent a message wishing the defenders good luck."
-- Al Nofi, May 30, 2010
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Friday, June 11, 2010
So Anyway
The local nurses union staged a strike this week. There were yard signs all over town declaring that they care for us. As far as I recall this is the first time I have ever seen political yard signs go up before a strike.
There have also been billboards put up around the Twin Cities area proclaiming their position of "people before corporate profits." Clearly a shining example of someone's brain on leftism.
I don't believe that it would be a good use of my time to try to explain to the shrieking harpies that without the reasonable expectation of a return on an investment no rational individual would make an investment. In other words, with out profits there are no hospitals. Even the local church based hospitals over in Saint Paul, Minnesota have merged into a corporation, the Healtheast Care System. (I used to work for them.)
I had to hold my tongue and my middle finger today as I and about five other drivers from Red and White Taxi had to drive by some picketing harpies at the Minneapolis Children's Hospital who were shrieking that I and my passengers, four of the nice ladies who were filling in for the strikers, should die.
(I have to wonder how many of those shrieking harpies are involved with the Church of Obamatology.)
You know, I would not want any of those shrieking harpies anywhere near me or any other member of my family in the event of a hospitalization.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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There have also been billboards put up around the Twin Cities area proclaiming their position of "people before corporate profits." Clearly a shining example of someone's brain on leftism.
I don't believe that it would be a good use of my time to try to explain to the shrieking harpies that without the reasonable expectation of a return on an investment no rational individual would make an investment. In other words, with out profits there are no hospitals. Even the local church based hospitals over in Saint Paul, Minnesota have merged into a corporation, the Healtheast Care System. (I used to work for them.)
I had to hold my tongue and my middle finger today as I and about five other drivers from Red and White Taxi had to drive by some picketing harpies at the Minneapolis Children's Hospital who were shrieking that I and my passengers, four of the nice ladies who were filling in for the strikers, should die.
(I have to wonder how many of those shrieking harpies are involved with the Church of Obamatology.)
You know, I would not want any of those shrieking harpies anywhere near me or any other member of my family in the event of a hospitalization.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Quote of the Day
"I've learned the hard way that you never play with anything that has a name over six syllables long."
-- Captain Sam Starfall, Freefall, May 14, 2010
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-- Captain Sam Starfall, Freefall, May 14, 2010
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Sunday, May 02, 2010
Like...WOW!
Found this on YouTube.
Like, Wow!
Like I also need to get back to work on my screenplay for a Traveller film.
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Saturday, May 01, 2010
Mass Murderer Day!
I'd say "Happy Mass Murderer Day", but that would make me sound like that idiot who's presently married to Barbara Streisand.
Once again the self-styled "Progressives", whose only real progress has been in inventing new excuses for stone age bad behavior, are taking time out from their efforts to turn their respective countries into unspeakable hellholes to celebrate a holiday that they stole from a bunch of heathens.
They still call it May Day. I've started calling it Mass Murderer Day.
For a number of years I have mocked the present occupant of a stolen U.S. Senate seat Al Franken. Ayn Rand once said that it was morally acceptable mock evil as long as it was recognized as evil. So once again I present:
Stuart Smalley's Daily Affirmations for the Inner Communist
Monday:
"I'm going to execute and expropriate today just for the heck of it because, gosh darn it, I deserve to have a good time."
Tuesday:
"I am not a fraud, a Marxist yes, but not a fraud."
Wednesday:
"I deserve all the mass adulation from the people I can get without feeling ashamed or being grandiose."
Thursday:
"I will express my feelings today. I will not hide them behind my mustache. My mustache is not a mask for my feelings, but rather a small patch of facial hair that covers my inadequacies."
Friday:
"When I rob a bank for the cause, I will not be playing those parent tapes in my head: "You wield a revolver like a girl" . . . "Why can't you be more like Stalin?" . . . "Philosophy? What kind of major is that? It's useless!"
Saturday:
"Just because I execute Christians and counter-revolutionaries does not mean I'm an mass-murdering psychopath like my father."
Sunday:
"If I must violently put down a counter-revolution today, it is not because I am a bad person or that I am not worthy of love; it is because my people are a bunch of religion-addicted capitalist sons-of-bitches--and I am mean enough, ruthless enough, and dog gone it, people fear me."
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Once again the self-styled "Progressives", whose only real progress has been in inventing new excuses for stone age bad behavior, are taking time out from their efforts to turn their respective countries into unspeakable hellholes to celebrate a holiday that they stole from a bunch of heathens.
They still call it May Day. I've started calling it Mass Murderer Day.
For a number of years I have mocked the present occupant of a stolen U.S. Senate seat Al Franken. Ayn Rand once said that it was morally acceptable mock evil as long as it was recognized as evil. So once again I present:
Stuart Smalley's Daily Affirmations for the Inner Communist
Monday:
"I'm going to execute and expropriate today just for the heck of it because, gosh darn it, I deserve to have a good time."
Tuesday:
"I am not a fraud, a Marxist yes, but not a fraud."
Wednesday:
"I deserve all the mass adulation from the people I can get without feeling ashamed or being grandiose."
Thursday:
"I will express my feelings today. I will not hide them behind my mustache. My mustache is not a mask for my feelings, but rather a small patch of facial hair that covers my inadequacies."
Friday:
"When I rob a bank for the cause, I will not be playing those parent tapes in my head: "You wield a revolver like a girl" . . . "Why can't you be more like Stalin?" . . . "Philosophy? What kind of major is that? It's useless!"
Saturday:
"Just because I execute Christians and counter-revolutionaries does not mean I'm an mass-murdering psychopath like my father."
Sunday:
"If I must violently put down a counter-revolution today, it is not because I am a bad person or that I am not worthy of love; it is because my people are a bunch of religion-addicted capitalist sons-of-bitches--and I am mean enough, ruthless enough, and dog gone it, people fear me."
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Sunday, April 25, 2010
A pile of rocks on their 100,000,000,000,000 dollar note. Wow! What did they expect when a Moscow-indoctrinated stone-age savage is put in charge?
So anyway, I went shopping today.
I was very tempted to insert a Monty Python reference here.
Bought a new M1911A1 made by Rock Island Armory for $556.35 at a gun show today. What can I say? It was love at first sight.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Thursday, April 22, 2010
So Anyway
I dishonored Earth Day by having a Juicy Lucy burger at the 5-8 Club on Cedar Avenue today.
Of course what the Greens really want is a communist state with themselves in charge, and without all of those nasty steel mills.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Of course what the Greens really want is a communist state with themselves in charge, and without all of those nasty steel mills.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Monday, April 19, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Thought for the Day
Justice consists of getting what you deserve, not receiving what you want.
The absolute last thing the other side wants is justice. Because that would result in their extinction.
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The absolute last thing the other side wants is justice. Because that would result in their extinction.
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Anniversary
On this day in 1865 some actor who apparently believed in an older version of the Primacy of the Parasite shot a sitting Republican president.
Fortunately, the present generation of thespians who believe in a more recent version of the Primacy of the Parasite are only sitting around and whining about Republicans.
For now.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Fortunately, the present generation of thespians who believe in a more recent version of the Primacy of the Parasite are only sitting around and whining about Republicans.
For now.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Monday, April 05, 2010
Question of the Day
Does anyone have a spare copy of the Necronomicon that they wouldn't mind mailing to the White House?
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
So Anyway
I suppose it really helps to have a sense of humor.
We now return to your regularly scheduled reality.
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We now return to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Sunday, February 21, 2010
In Other News
While driving my cab today I saw a tea party at the intersection of Central and University avenues in Northeast Minneapolis. There's apparently a significant labor union building on that corner and a public park on the other side of the intersection.
I honked my horn as I drove by.
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I honked my horn as I drove by.
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