So Anyway

Here's a conversation I had with a customer yesterday:

Passenger: Thank you for being honest!

Me: I like to keep my karma in order.

The passenger had given me 23 dollars when it was very obvious that she had intended to give me 8 dollars for the fare.

Seriously, being dishonest is just too much work.
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So Anyway

Yesterday some African American Asshole called me a racist because I wouldn't give him a free ride in my taxi cab.

That's not racism, that's business.

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An Observation

What we have occupying the White House is an affirmative action diversity hire who will do anything other than the job he was hired for.

So what else is new?

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Announcement!

I finally bought a cell phone.
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