You can't eat awards -- nor, more to the point, drink 'em.
-- John Wayne, American
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Quote of the Day
"I've learned the hard way that you never play with anything that has a name over six syllables long."
-- Captain Sam Starfall, Freefall, May 14, 2010
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-- Captain Sam Starfall, Freefall, May 14, 2010
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Sunday, May 02, 2010
Like...WOW!
Found this on YouTube.
Like, Wow!
Like I also need to get back to work on my screenplay for a Traveller film.
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Saturday, May 01, 2010
Mass Murderer Day!
I'd say "Happy Mass Murderer Day", but that would make me sound like that idiot who's presently married to Barbara Streisand.
Once again the self-styled "Progressives", whose only real progress has been in inventing new excuses for stone age bad behavior, are taking time out from their efforts to turn their respective countries into unspeakable hellholes to celebrate a holiday that they stole from a bunch of heathens.
They still call it May Day. I've started calling it Mass Murderer Day.
For a number of years I have mocked the present occupant of a stolen U.S. Senate seat Al Franken. Ayn Rand once said that it was morally acceptable mock evil as long as it was recognized as evil. So once again I present:
Stuart Smalley's Daily Affirmations for the Inner Communist
Monday:
"I'm going to execute and expropriate today just for the heck of it because, gosh darn it, I deserve to have a good time."
Tuesday:
"I am not a fraud, a Marxist yes, but not a fraud."
Wednesday:
"I deserve all the mass adulation from the people I can get without feeling ashamed or being grandiose."
Thursday:
"I will express my feelings today. I will not hide them behind my mustache. My mustache is not a mask for my feelings, but rather a small patch of facial hair that covers my inadequacies."
Friday:
"When I rob a bank for the cause, I will not be playing those parent tapes in my head: "You wield a revolver like a girl" . . . "Why can't you be more like Stalin?" . . . "Philosophy? What kind of major is that? It's useless!"
Saturday:
"Just because I execute Christians and counter-revolutionaries does not mean I'm an mass-murdering psychopath like my father."
Sunday:
"If I must violently put down a counter-revolution today, it is not because I am a bad person or that I am not worthy of love; it is because my people are a bunch of religion-addicted capitalist sons-of-bitches--and I am mean enough, ruthless enough, and dog gone it, people fear me."
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Once again the self-styled "Progressives", whose only real progress has been in inventing new excuses for stone age bad behavior, are taking time out from their efforts to turn their respective countries into unspeakable hellholes to celebrate a holiday that they stole from a bunch of heathens.
They still call it May Day. I've started calling it Mass Murderer Day.
For a number of years I have mocked the present occupant of a stolen U.S. Senate seat Al Franken. Ayn Rand once said that it was morally acceptable mock evil as long as it was recognized as evil. So once again I present:
Stuart Smalley's Daily Affirmations for the Inner Communist
Monday:
"I'm going to execute and expropriate today just for the heck of it because, gosh darn it, I deserve to have a good time."
Tuesday:
"I am not a fraud, a Marxist yes, but not a fraud."
Wednesday:
"I deserve all the mass adulation from the people I can get without feeling ashamed or being grandiose."
Thursday:
"I will express my feelings today. I will not hide them behind my mustache. My mustache is not a mask for my feelings, but rather a small patch of facial hair that covers my inadequacies."
Friday:
"When I rob a bank for the cause, I will not be playing those parent tapes in my head: "You wield a revolver like a girl" . . . "Why can't you be more like Stalin?" . . . "Philosophy? What kind of major is that? It's useless!"
Saturday:
"Just because I execute Christians and counter-revolutionaries does not mean I'm an mass-murdering psychopath like my father."
Sunday:
"If I must violently put down a counter-revolution today, it is not because I am a bad person or that I am not worthy of love; it is because my people are a bunch of religion-addicted capitalist sons-of-bitches--and I am mean enough, ruthless enough, and dog gone it, people fear me."
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