Sunday, April 25, 2010



A pile of rocks on their 100,000,000,000,000 dollar note. Wow! What did they expect when a Moscow-indoctrinated stone-age savage is put in charge?

So anyway, I went shopping today.

I was very tempted to insert a Monty Python reference here.

Bought a new M1911A1 made by Rock Island Armory for $556.35 at a gun show today. What can I say? It was love at first sight.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

So Anyway

I dishonored Earth Day by having a Juicy Lucy burger at the 5-8 Club on Cedar Avenue today.

Of course what the Greens really want is a communist state with themselves in charge, and without all of those nasty steel mills.



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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Thought for the Day

Justice consists of getting what you deserve, not receiving what you want.

The absolute last thing the other side wants is justice. Because that would result in their extinction.

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Anniversary

On this day in 1865 some actor who apparently believed in an older version of the Primacy of the Parasite shot a sitting Republican president.

Fortunately, the present generation of thespians who believe in a more recent version of the Primacy of the Parasite are only sitting around and whining about Republicans.

For now.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.

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Monday, April 05, 2010

Question of the Day

Does anyone have a spare copy of the Necronomicon that they wouldn't mind mailing to the White House?